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Heart-Shaped Box, Ch. 25
A kindly gray-haired woman greeted her as she walked in.
I need a cat, Alice told her. My friends cat died, so I want to get her one.
The woman blinked. My, my, theres certainly a lot of women out there with dead pets whose friends are buying them cats.
What do you mean? Alice asked.
Well, a young woman was just in here a few minutes ago for the same reason.
Hmm Alice chalked it up to pure coincidence. Probably just some poor girl whod had the misfortune of running into Tonya.
So, what are you looking for? the woman asked.
I want the cutest damn kitten youve got, Alice stated.
Well, weve got some cute ones, the woman told her, walking toward the back and motioning for Alice to follow.
Alice knelt over and peered into the first cage, seeing an adorable orange kitten staring back at her with eyes that almost matched his fur. She hesitantly stuck a finger into the cage, and the kitten batted at it playfully, causing Alice to giggle.
Hes a sweet little guy. And feisty, too, the woman commented.
I like his color, too. Hes bright and cheerful looking, Alice said wiggling her finger about. I think Ill take him.
The woman clapped her hands together. Lovely!
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Alice left the shelter, whistling cheerfully as she carefully carried her precious cargo. Dana would be surprised, and thrilled, too. Alice grinned. This was sure to get her on Danas good side. It wouldnt be long before Dana couldnt resist falling madly in love with her. Lets see Shane top this, she thought to herself. Sure, Alice had (sort of) promised not to fight with Shane. But this wasnt fighting. It was just a gift – one that should score her some major points with Dana.
Alice would be damned if she just sat back and let Shane move in on her woman.
Dana opened the door to find Shane standing there, holding a box. Uhhh, Shane, hi, Dana stuttered. Come in. She ushered Shane inside quickly.
Shane laid the box on the table. I, um, brought you a gift, Dane. As she was about to open the box, there was a knock at the door. Dana smiled apologetically and went to answer.
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(42 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
This is too much!! LMAO, i hope these too never work it out if it keeps on bringing comic relief!!!
This chapter made me all giddy inside!LOL! you gotta Update Real Soon.
Hee! Good one! Looking forward to the next.
**snickers** I love this story… I think Alice and Shane’s competition is adorable…
OMG my stomach hurts and diet pepsi just came out of my nose…”little Shit”! i thought for sure it was gonna be like romeo and casanova for shane and nancy drew for alice…that was great luv!
Got to get some peace in the three some. Dana is between a rock,and two babies.kitten. That was a good one.. thanks
“YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!”…damn that was too funny..genius i tell ya … adios y besos
Now these are the kinds of friends people need in their lives. Funny funny girlfriends. Loved it.
Aww…I imagine Shane wandering around in the pet shop looking for a kitten. SWEET!! I`m in love with this story…next chapter please:)