Hey, *****! Had any good ***** lately? a voice asked.

What? Howie, is that you? Dana replied.

She was met with a snicker. Seriously, sis, I need to ask you a big favor.

Dana sighed, expecting the worst. Like what?

I had a fight with Mom, so I snuck out and got a ride from a friend. Can I stay with you tonight until the dragon lady calms down? Howie asked.

Dana thought quickly. Alice seemed sure that Tina would end up going home with Bette tonight, so Dana should have room for her younger brother to stay over. Well, okay, but only if you call Mom and tell her where you are, she agreed. But I wont be home until later, so dont break anything, eat all my food, or have any girls over. Im serious, How.

Why? Would you be jealous that you couldnt have them, Dane? Howie teased.

Dana rolled her eyes. Smartass.

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Okay, were here. Now what the ***** for? Shane demanded, stretching her long legs out in front of her as she draped herself across the couch.

Everyones been briefed about the situation? Alice asked, watching as her six cohorts nodded in return.

Bette stopped pacing. Briefed? Alice, this isnt the military.

No, but we need that military precision and discipline if we plan to make this work. Now everyone synchronize your watches, Alice commanded.

Is she serious? Kit asked, turning to Lara.

Im afraid so, Lara replied.

Alice cleared her throat. No comments from the peanut gallery. Does everyone have their instructions? More nods as the sound of crinkling paper filled the room as everyone pulled out their instruction sheets. Okay, get to work, you guys. Weve got a lot to do. And you, Porter, are coming with me, Alice said, pointing at Bette as she headed toward the kitchen.

Giving the group a look, Bette said, What have I gotten myself into? I feel like Ive made a deal with the devil.

I heard that! Alice hollered from the kitchen.

Good, Bette muttered, shuffling into the kitchen, looking as if she were about to face a firing squad.