“Hey Dane. That was one time at Milk after a half of liter of tequila.
One time! We’re not supposed to talk about that!” Alice shouted.

 ”Gee Al should we talk about the time you got so drunk at Radar
that you puked on the floor and tried to cover it up with a newspaper?”
Shane mocked.

“Or the time you got stoned and asked if you could touch my *****?” Tina added.

“Ha ha. Remember how fast Bette chased Alice with that broom?” Dana
laughed as everyone became quiet. “Oh *****. Tina, I’m sorry. I’m so
***** stupid.”

“Dana. Hey. It’s fine. I’m just going to get something to drink. Anyone
else want?” Tina asked. Everyone shook their heads and Tina headed
towards the front of the Planet.

“I am such an idiot!” Dana exclaimed as she threw her head in her
hands. “Seriously. I don’t know why I speak. I’m done with the talking.
No more.”

 ”Dane. It’s okay.” Alice began. “We alloh *****.” Alice said as
something at the front door caught her eye. “Oh dear mother of god.”

“What’s going on Al?” Shane said as she turned towards the door.

 ”*****. Is thatfuck.” Dana said as she saw what they were
all looking at. At the front door of the Planet was none other than
Candace Jewel and she was only a few feet away from Tina.

 ”Guys! We have to do something before Tina sees.” Alice rambled.

“Too late.” Dana says as Tina looked up and spotted the carpenter.

“Too ***** late.”

Shane was hoping that this wasn’t going to end badly. She knew she
should get up and do something, but she was frozen. She was secretly
hoping that the carpenter was smart enough to turn around and leave
without creating a scene. At that very moment Shane saw a twisted smile
appear on the carpenter’s face as she spotted Tina. Tina’s was startled
by Candace’s appearance, but she didn’t move as Candace walked over to
her. Still hoping someone would just walk away, Shane saw Candace’s
mouth open and begin to move. This cannot possibly end well. Shane
thought.

“So Tina. Where’s your girlfriend?” Candace asked with a malicious
glint in her eye. “I’ve been trying get a hold of her for a special
project.”

Tina figured she had two options. She could either cry and run away, or
she could stand up and face the *****. “My girlfriend? Oh you mean my
wife. I don’t know where she is. You really should keep better track of
your ***** buddyyou’ll never know when she’ll wander off.”