“Noon.”

“Noon it is.” Alice shot back and Catherine ran to catch up to Samantha.

~L~L~L~L~L

She likes me, she really likes me! I sound like Sally Fields waving that golden statue around, *****. So I had a lunch date with a woman who already HAS a woman. ***** it, I can steal her away, at least for one afternoon of *****. What does a 14 year old have that I dont have?
Nothing! Thats what Im telling you, not a ***** thing! Ok, she was smart, ***** so am I! She had money, well, cant say I have money, but I came FROM money, that should count for something in this freaking world! So I have a date.

~L~L~L~L~L

Alice looked at her punked out hair in the mirror, Davis sleeping like a dead man on the couch, sawing logs and snot bubbles at his nose.

Gross.

She knelt, looking around in the bottom of the sink, tossing out toilet bowl cleaner, then some sort of wood oil, a pair of twisted, crusting underwear that she took with pinched fingers and deposited them into the waste basket; then she found what she was looking for.

“AH HA!” Alice smiled and went to work.

~L~L~L~L~L

“OH god, your hair, youre blonde.” Catherine said as she sat down, tossing a pre-made salad at Alice, who smiled and wondered how shed known she liked Ranch dressing.

“I was tired of the pink.” Alice said dramatically and Catherine grinned. She reached over and took a strand into her fingers, twirling it and said.

“I like this, you look good as a blonde, I have a preference for them.” Catherine stated, the innuendo was there and was evident.

“Exactly what I was hoping for.” Alice said, seeing a ***** Asian woman over Catherines shoulder and she lowered her head.

“Oh oh.” Alice muttered, the woman passing by and not noticing them at the table.

“An Ex?” Catherine asked between bites.

“A *****. I messed with her in the bathroom two weeks ago, and she didnt stop calling me for a week.”

“What is it with lesbians, they think a ***** is a life time commitment?” Alice muttered and then snapped her mouth shut, but she saw that Catherine was laughing.

“I know, Samantha feels the same way, we sort of have a free ***** agreement between us, you know, do who you want, when you want, just once though, so that we dont consider it cheating.”

~L~L~L~L~L

Oh Im so in! A ***** that likes to *****, and no strings! Im loving this woman more and more every second.

Hold the phone! Love? Ok, liking. Yeah, liking. I am not in love with this creature, and I love the fact that this barely a teenager thinks she can hold onto the likes of this one by letting her ***** around! I LOVE IT!

~L~L~L~L~L

“Really? Thats refreshing.” Alice said, biting into a carrot stick and a small grin spread over her face as they fell into an easy and fun conversation about the local hot spots. All the while Alice was thinking about how to bed this one, and how to keep her in that bed.

Permanently.

~L~L~L~L~L

Yup, Im on a mission! Tom Cruise got nothing on me! You think you know, but really do you have a clue? Im about to give you one, free of charge, this time only. This is me, this is where I began, Hi My Name Is…. Alice Pieszecki, and this is my story.