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    How to lose a girl in ten days-5

     

    "Ha?" Bette asked, "You dragged me to eat cows food!"

     "And I felt bad enough about it to start eating meat" Tina said, leaning down to give Bette a lingering kiss, her hand caressing Bette’s thigh. Bette couldn’t think. "Oh," She said.

     

    Maxine looked at her daughter smirking. "Bette, you have some drool." She said. Bette’s hand flew to her mouth just to find nothing. She looked at her mother, "Funny." Bette said.

     

    Tina tasted the lamb "Wow it’s amazing!"

     

    "Well it’s not as good as Bette’s" Maxine nodded.

     

    "Yeah, she’s right" Shane said, looking at Maxine "No offence"

     

    "Non taken." Maxine said and smiled.

     

    "Yes I almost stayed with Bette for her lamb, but then she promised me

    that she’ll make it for me even if we’re friends so I broke up with her." Alice said, eating.

     

    Bette looked at here, lifting her eyebrow. "You, broke up with me?? If I remember right I promised I’ll make it for you even if we’re be friends so you’ll AGREE to break up with me."

     

    "Yeah, well big different." Alice said stuffing her mouth with lamb.

     

    "Well I guess you’ll have to make it again" Tina said.

     

    "Oh no missy, you had your chance" Bette replied.

     

    "Bette come on!" Tina whined.

     

    "No. Marry won’t have a little lamb" Bette replied, smiling.

     

    "I’ll make it worth your while" Tina whispered, kissing Bette.

     

    "Please, we’re eating!" Alice said. Bette rolled her eyes at that. "Alice, a tornado won’t stop you from eating!" Bette said throwing a piece of bread at Alice. Alice caught it dubbed it in some of the sauce and ate it.

     

    After they ate Bette’s mom asked who wants desert. Bette just took Tina’s hand. "Come on" She told her getting up.

     

    "Hi! Where are you going? Can I come" Alice asked, Shane hit her on the head.

     

    "Come on T, I want to show you something" Bette said leading Tina to her motorcycle.

     

    "Where are you taking us?" Tina asked.

     

    "YOU are taking us to the best ice cream place."

     

    "What??" Tina asked, scared.

     

    "You are going to learn how to drive a motorcycle." Bette said. "Come on."

    Comments

    1. I’m so happy they finally connected. I think Tina really realized how wonderful Bette was when she interacted with her family…can’t wait to read the next one!

    2. Bette and Tina neglected to think about what would happen when they fell in love with their target. This story is a riot and I look forward to reading every chapter.

    3. First chance I’ve had to comment…I’ve had this long list written down of movies I’d like to see rewritten w/ B&T in them (cuz anything w/ B&T becomes 1000x better) & this was one of ’em, LOVE it….I’m w/ B on the concept of parents and sex, nope just doesn’t happen, I was an immaculate conception ;)

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