I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

Tina covered her mouth with the blanket as she almost shouted with laughter.

And I’m too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I’m disco dancing

”Oooh, way, Bette Porter, way” Tina giggled, thrusting the blanket aside. She stormed into the bathroom, eager to bring the party to Bette and make her disco dancing.

***

After taking healthy and rather steamy shower, the couple decided to take a ride to Bette’s vaunted breakfast/lunch place, The Planet, since after opening Bette’s fridge Tina found nothing but packs of beer and juice. She made a note to drop by the grocery store and buy something eatable before she would come spend the night at Bette’s apartment again.

The Planet was a cafe for lesbians at daytime and a lounge-bar at night time. Bette, Helena and Shane had been regular patrons there all those years before Helena opened her own West Hollywood nightclub, Gyre. The group knew the owner of The Planet’s pretty close, so when the talks about Gyre got around there were some difficulties and even accusations of diverting customers and making use of the idea of the nightspot for lesbian community in West Hollywood. But Helena, being a silver-tongued negotiator assured the owner of The Planet that her establishment would be no problem and also promised to open it as far from the cafe as possible to avoid direct competition.

Though the gang had been spending time more at Gyre since the opening, they loved to come by The Planet and have breakfast or lunch there.

Bette opened the door of the car for Tina and took her hand.

”It’s a great place, you’ll love it. But don’t fall in love with the owner”

Tina smiled like a fox. ”Or what?”

Bette throwed her arm around Tina’s shoulders and pulled her close, speaking in deep voice into her ear. ”Or I’ll spank you till your ass is blue” She said and bit Tina’s earlobe for emphasis.

Tina let out a faint whimper, gripping Bette’s waist tightly. ”I’ll take that into consideration” She purred as soon as Bette looked back at her.

”You will” The brunette claimed, taking Tina by her arm. ”C’mon, maybe Helena and Shane are there”