"OHHH!"

"I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

"It was a one time deal and we were both drunk!" Bette defended.

"Plus after that they both came to terms about their sexualities," Tina said.

"James is gay?" Dana said in surprise.

"Baby your gaydar sucks," Alice commented.

Bette crouched in front of the table and downed her five shots of Sprite-Tequila back to back.

"Okay me," Dana said, "it’s simple. I once made out with Harrison and pretended to sleep with him by making moaning and thumping sounds with him in a closet at a party just so I could hide my sexuality."

"Oh I can totally see you doing that!" Helena exclaimed.

Dana shrugged and took her shots.

"My baby was relatively good before me, I have no idea how she even became the domme of this relationship," Alice said.

Dana gave her a vicious look.

"Oh, like that," Alice whimpered.

Everyone laughed.

"Okay, well I once fucked a lesbian identified man named Lisa who wanted to use strap-ons instead of his actual penis because it made him too manly," Alice said.

"I remember that guy, didn’t he stalk you for like three months?" Tina said.

"I scared him off," Shane said smugly.

Alice took her shots.

"Okay," Helena said, "before Carmen I slept with this married woman named Dylan and when her husband found out I saved their marriage by having him join us to make it seem like she wanted him there the whole time."

"That sounds heartbreaking," Carmen said.

"Nah Dylan was a bitch," Helena said before taking her shots.

"Before Helena," Carmen started, "the worst thing I ever did was let myself be dominated by two very sexy women at the same time."

Laughter erupted in the room and as Carmen grabbed her first shot she raised it towards Bette and Tina who smiled at her.

"I bet that was fun," Jenny commented, "I’ll be dominated by Bette and Tina any day."

Shane shot her a look.

"If my mistress allowed it of course," Jenny added meekly.

"Nice save," Alice chuckled.

"Ahh Tequila with Coke is fucking disgusting!" Carmen croaked.

"Oh man that chocolate one is gonna be disgusting," Jenny said gulping.

"Shane?" Alice urged.

"Damn," Shane muttered. "Now this confession is from back in the day when I was on Crack."