Tina’s POV

It’s a rainy Sunday afternoon and I sit with Alice and Shane at The Planet, listening to them talk about sex. It’s pretty much the only topic they discuss when it’s the three of us, if Dana was here she’d be making comments about how gross these two are and Bette would be rolling eyes twice a minute (and being incredibly cute when doing so) and pointing out it’s high time both Alice and Shane grew up just a little bit. Marina and Francesca would be giving everyone the guidelines for having threesomes.

“So, Shane the womanizer, did you manage to tame that cute girlie girl last night?” Alice asks and giggles to herself.

“Yup,” Shane says, trying to be as cool as possible when she sips her scalding coffee.

Alice waits a good two seconds for her to continue, but Shane’s remaining silent.

“So, any details?”

“We just went to her place and did it two times before her parents showed up.”

“Her parents?” Alice can’t believe what she just heard. “What is she like 16 or something?”

“No. She is 21 or 22. Or maybe 23. I don’t memorize such things, Alice. After all, age is just a number,” Shane utters.

“Right,” Alice says, looking at me. “Right, Shane. You’re cool and we know it Anyhow, I had a particularly bad day yesterday”

“Oh, did you?” I ask.

“Oh yes! I made Shane a huge favor by agreeing to go with her to that party or whatever that was, and we so come there and the next thing I know is Shane kissing some pretty young thing in the corner.” Shane smiles, listening to Alice’s expressive babbling. “So, I try to busy myself with something, right?.. and after half an hour I’m fed up and wanna go home, I want to find Shane and tell her I’m leaving, but she’s nowhere to BE found!”

Shane and I laugh.

“Yeah, very funny. Laugh at me,” She grumbles. “No way I’m going out with you again, predator!” She says and looks away.

Both Shane and I keep silently looking at each other and at Alice, soundlessly giggling at her for being so grumpy and well Alice. She plays the offended bisexual gal for another minute and then realizes none of us wants to resume this conversation, so she has to take the matter in her hands.