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Intervention – Chpt 13
Previously
Alice looked over and nodded to Bette that she had heard her. Then she looked back to the monkey.
“I ain’t done with you, Harry! I’llll be baaaack!” Alice fired off into the cage.
Bette put her arm around Alice and they walked towards the exit. “You bringing the Governor with you next time?”
“Ha! Good idea!” Alice replied. “Terminate the little fucker!”
Helena and Angelica were standing at the door holding Angie’s new kitten in a carrier.
“Aww! Angie, you got a new kitty! Can I see?” Alice asked excitedly.
Angie beamed and held out her carrier for Alice. She squatted and looked inside.
“Aww, sweetie. She’s beautiful!” Alice grinned. “What are you gonna name her?”
“Me name her Fluffy. Like Ella’s kitty,” Angie revealed, her face lighting up even more.
Chapter 13
Helena and Angelica sat in the back seat of the car on the way home to Bette’s, laughing and giggling and wiggling their fingers into the carrier, playing with the kitten.
Alice sat up front with Bette making small talk, but Alice couldn’t help but notice that Bette couldn’t drive thirty seconds without stealing a glance at Helena in the rear view mirror.
Shaking her head and then glancing at Bette, Alice said softly, “You got it bad!”
“Got what?” Bette said innocently, looking sideways at Alice, then back to the road and then back in the rear view mirror.
“That!” Alice whispered over the sounds of joy emanating from the back seat.
Bette rolled her eyes and checked the rear view mirror once again.
“I wouldn’t worry so much about where you been, but more about where you’re going,” Alice said, matter-of-factly, sucking on the straw of her slushie.
“You have a problem with where I’m headed, Alice?” Bette asked quietly.
“No, don’t think so. Just think you’re tryin’ to get there pretty fast,” Alice replied.
“Fuck you, Alice.”
“Hmmm. I’ll get back in line if you like,” Alice quipped.
“Done that,” Bette fired back.
Alice turned and poked her head between the bucket seats.
“The three of you doin’ okay back there?” Alice smiled.
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Was that Harry calling begging them to intervene so he wouldn’t have to go home with Alice? And why call Arnie to terminate the unfortunate chimp? Wouldn’t it be more fair to call Clint Eastwood and see if he could enlist Clyde? Chimps really shouldn’t be kept as pets. Ask Bubbles if he’s enjoyed the Michael Jackson experience. God, the things that critter must have seen! You better get the girls to settle down enough to have some make up sex after the kid goes to sleep in the next chapter.
Makeup sex? ***oo-ooo-oo***
Damn straight! Well, you know what I mean. AND NOT WITH THE MONKEY! OR MICHAEL JACKSON!
Z I am so loving the comedy of this story, I enjoyed reading how Alice was involved especially about Harry,,LOL!! And about Angie so cute,,,but now what will happen between B&H,,,,,,lots of talk and LOVING I hope ;)
such a funny chapter hehe…alice and harry would make a good team…i can see a sitcom coming from this….i’m thinking that maybe its tina on the phone, or maybe not, who knows…pps
HEY Zheese, Laughing and crying at this latest chapter. Alice and Harry is just too funny. Sides hurting now. Love Angie with Fluffly. So precious. Alice getting Bette and Helena to fess up was LOL writing. Now the intrigue of the phone calls. Can’t wait to see what you have in store.. Many thanks for the laff fest. Your Loyal Fan.
Wow baby you have been productive tonight :) This chapter was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing, that Alice is so freaking funny in your story. So she’s going to get the chimp huh, would love to find out how that’s gonna go :) Bette & Hel’s quarreling reminds me of an old married couple LOL. Now who are the voices on both our ladies phones? I’m thinkin the one on Bette’s phone is going to be Tina but Hel’s I have no idea. Thanks for posting baby, you’re doing great. Mucho love :)
that was hilarious!!!!