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    iPoD Chapter 2

    Yeah, gaydar, you know, like when you see a woman and you can tell if shes ***** or not? Alice stated, disappointed that her friend was that clueless, Really and you call yourself a *****.

    Shane hung her head, dejected again, I try. Im just not good with people.

    Alice felt bad for hurting her, Im sorry, Shane. When this is all over, well go out and Ill show you a few things.

    Really Shanes face lit up like a kids on Christmas morning after Santa came. Youre the best, boss.

     

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    Dana and Tonya just wrapped up the debriefing and were walking down the hall to the locker rooms.

    So Dana, do you really think we can catch her? Tonya asked.

    Of course we will. There is no doubt. Good always wins. Dana answered indignantly. We just have to think like she does.

    But how do we do that snookums?

    Dana rolled her eyes at Tonya and after Tonya apologized again answered, Well, she hit NY last night. She left the wrapper at the crime scene in Philadelphia. That means, we head to Boston.

    What?!? Was I supposed to follow that?

    Ok, we know she was in NY, right? Tonya nodded her head.

    We know she left us a sign in Philadelphia, right? Tonya again nodded her head.

    Well, she is too good to leave us something we can use accidentally, so that means she left it on purpose. If she left it on purpose, then we know its fake. So, looking at where she can hit, with a large museum, close to NY. If not Philadelphia, its Boston. I mean I seriously doubt Trenton is known for its museums.

    Wow, youre good. Has anyone ever told you just how

    Dana was fed up, If we have to work together, this needs to stop Tonya. I have a girlfriend. This attention makes me very uncomfortable.

    Ok, ok, I was trying to make our time working together a little more interesting.

    You need to spice up an international hunt of the worlds greatest art thief. Wow you are high maintenance!

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    Shane, Ill be back in about an hour. You keep your eyes open for anything unusual. Alice said as she walked towards the door to the hotel suite.

    Where are you going at this hour? You hate sunlight?

    I need to meet someone. And it has to be now. So sunglasses it is.

    Who puts demands on your time? I didnt think you let anyone do that. Shane asked.

    Alice smiled, Dont get any ideas! Only one person can tell me when to meet them. My mentor. I owe her too much to tally.

    Oh, the mysterious mentor is in town. OK, see you later.

    Bye Alice said walking out.

    About a half an hour later she was seated at a little outdoor caf in Harvard Square. As she looked up at the waiter who brought her coffee, she saw it wasnt a waiter, in fact it was her mentor, Ms..

     

     

     

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    Comments

    1. Miss Bette Porter??
      Or maybe Kit?? Fucking awesome I laughing so hard at shane I spit out my smirnoff green apple, the dogs are looking at me funny, and now my nose burns. Where are the Warinings labels posted at??

    2. It’s brilliant. How can the line “Don’t you have gaydar Shane?” be so funny? And the Soup Chef telling Dana to ‘Go get yourself some Milky’ – prescient I hope!

    3. “You go get yourself some Milky, honey!!!” :DD

      iPoD is so genius and so twisted! Now I can’t stop laughing.. keep on going! Please, more! Soon!

    4. i think the mentor is bet. This is so fucking hilarious. I love it. It gets me away from all the dramatic stories i’ve been reading. Keep it up.

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