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    iPoD Chapter 9

    Shane gasped and replied, Are you sure thats not a bit overboard?  I mean its just a cat

     The clowns.  Alice walked out without further
    argument.  Dana watches as the blonde leaves the room, and quickly
    flips through all known Milky codes she has discovered.  Nothing
    about clowns came up.  Shane?

    Shane held up a finger as she dialed a number on the lairs secure
    line.  Hello?  Yes, its Snickers.  Weve got a code
    blueSend in the clowns.  Yes.  Shane paused, leading Dana
    to believe she was asked a question that she wasnt quite sure how to
    answer.  UmmFried chicken?  Yeah yeah, Im sure. Kay
    bye.   

    When she looked up, Shane saw that Dana was waiting for an
    answer.  Sorry.  Id love to tell you since you helped me
    with myproblem.  But the boss wouldnt like you learning all her
    secrets.  After all you are technically the enemy, she
    shrugged.  Dana nodded understandingly as she turned to leave the
    room.  Looks like it was time to be sneaky!

    The agent made her way back to the room she woke up in, remembering
    Shane said something about it belonging to the feisty blonde.  The
    door was closed but that wouldnt stop Dana Fairbanks, super secret
    spy.  She took a deep breath and knocked lightly on the
    surface.  After a reply from within she inched the door open and
    was met with the sight of a milky white back, a skin-tight, black
    leather suit being pulled slowly up obscuring her view.  The
    blonde turned around expectantly waiting for Dana to say something, but
    she couldnt find any words.

     Im gonna be gone for awhile.  Someone leaked information
    it seems to the CIA and now theyre hitting all my warehouseshell who
    knows, theyll probably be here next, Alice said sending a suspicious
    look towards Dana.  When she realized what the blonde was
    implying, she was astonished.

     You think I told them?!

     I dont see any other CIA agents around here do you?

     You know what?  You have no right to point fingers at me
    Ms. High and Mighty Milky!  Because of you Ive been shot, almost
    assinated in the hospital, AND found out that my sickly, sweet Soup
    Chef is a robot!

    You mean Sous Chef? Alice asked.

    No!  I mean Soup Chef!  The blonde put her hands up in
    surrender.  Before they had a chance to continue though, Shane
    came loping in the room.

        
    Boss!  I just got word from team Firefly.  They were able to
    capture someone from warehouse two, and got the name of the leakit was
    The Bards people, Shane finally said with a cringe waiting for all
    hell to let loose.  When nothing happened, she slowly peaked out
    from behind her hands which were covering her head.  She watched
    questioningly as Alice just took deep breaths.  

    Alright so we head out and gauge the situation ourselves.  Come
    on Shane, Alice growled as she began to walk out of the room.

     What about me? Dana asked finally speaking up.  She
    kept quiet throughout the talk of the Firefly family knowing exactly
    how they got the information they needed from whoever was unlucky
    enough to be captured by them.

     What about you?  I cant exactly be seen prancing around
    with an agent, people will think Ive gone soft, the blonde said with
    a shrug.

    I can wear another disguiseThe nurse outfit? Dana said hopefully,
    going on her instinct that Alice had liked it on her.  She watched
    as the thiefs eyes brightened mischievously.

    Surewe can put you in a disguise, she said with an evil grin.

    ……………………………………….

    Shane stood outside waiting for the agent with her boss.  It
    had been ten minutes of coaxing and the woman still wouldnt come out
    of the room.

    Come on Dane, before we leave you without you.   

    There is no way Im going anywhere in this! came the muffled reply from within the room.  I want a different disguise.

    Its that or you miss out on one of the biggest happenings that
    will end up in your precious Milky file Alice smiled as the door
    inched open and a disgruntled Dana came sulking out.

    Aw!  What a cute, wittle bunny wabbit! The blonde laughed as
    she grabbed the agents hand to drag her down the hall to the car.

    ……………………………………..

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    Comments

    1. OMG…you guys are too much, this was soooo funny. I can’t wait for the next ep…the bunny suit, who could forget the bunny suit…mmmmm…oh, sorry

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