“Shut up Al! Come on, please! I’ve got a job unlike some people…” She gave Alice a once over.

“You ass!” Alice shoved her off the bench right on cue as Bette and the mystery blonde walked their way.

“I hate you! I don’t know why I ever left Bette! Thank you. Thank you so much ass hole!” Alice said, standing up and running to Bette to kiss her. Bette quickly moved out of Alice’s way thinking what the hell was wrong with her friend. It clicked finally, she realized Alice and Shane  must’ve thought she called them to the park for “operation break up.”

“Bette I never meant to leave you! I love you! Please take me back!” Alice said while she chased Bette around the jungle gym.

Pamela Lewis watched Alice and her new girlfriend with a horrified expression. “Bette what the hell?”

“Al, stop it!” Bette laughed. “it’s not… it’s not what you think” She turned to Pamela.

 Pamela was different, not only was she beautiful like all of Bette’s other conquests. Pamela was intelligent, kind, loving, and most of all she was in artist—she understood Bette’s lifestyle. Bette thought this might last longer than a few weeks. She hoped.

Shane looked to Bette then to the mystery blonde and noticed something different. They were together. This wasn’t a break up.

“Hi, I’m Shane—Bette’s friend.” Shane stood up and offered her hand to the stunned blonde.

Pamela’s attention was torn between Alice, Bette, and Shane. “Um.. Hi I’m Pamela. Just call me Pam. I’m with, well….”

“Al, get the hell away from me!” Bette screamed as Alice hugged her from behind her back.

“Bette I love you! I love you!” She spoke dramatically.

Bette walked over to her angry girlfriend who stood next to Shane. She was dragging Alice behind her.

“Babe, it’s not what you think.” She shook her head laughing.

“What the hell Bette! Elizabeth Porter are you laughing right now!” Pamela shouted. Shane and Alice looked at her like she was crazy. Did this lady know who she was shouting at?

Bette managed to escape Alice’s grip.

“Can I speak to you in private?” Bette walked ahead of the confused blonde—who of course followed close behind.