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Jess — Plan B; pt. 44
“So, Ms. Porter, have you ever been to prison?”
She just looked at me as if I said the wrong thing or something. What am I doing, except protecting my own self-interests?
“Jess.”
Yeah, mom, I know. More types of questions to not ask.
“I just want to make sure I’m being left with an appropriate adult figure.”
“Jail.”
I look at Porter. I can’t believe she actually answered that one. “What?”
“Jail, not prison.”
“Mom. Are you leaving me with a person of strong moral character? This could be forever damaging.”
Mom looks between the two of us. “No more of that.” This time she’s busting on Porter, and not me. I can’t help that I laughed.
“Jess, you know better. Please, behave.”
Oh, I’m not just going to behave. I think I’m actually looking forward to this.
Mom’s not quite done with that evil eye stuff, but it’s still being directed at Porter, so I’m still enjoying the show.
Porter just shrugged. “She asked.”
“Call me if you need to,” mom looked between me and Porter again, “either of you.”
“Come chauffer, we need to travel.”
Great, now Porter’s back to making doe-eyes at Mom.
Not like mom’s helping. She walks over and plants a kiss on Porter. Great. Now it’s getting to where I can’t trust either of them. I clear my throat, loudly. “Who’s being an improper influence on the child now?”
Mom breaks up the liplock with Porter and gives me another kiss on the cheek, followed by a tight hug.
The hug’s okay but ewww on the lips, I know where they’ve just been.
I grab my bag and start tapping my foot. I mean, school, education, my whole future is at stake and the look like they’re ready to again start making out like a couple of kids.
On the way to school, I don’t quite feel like talking. It’s sort of a challenge, you know, since Porter’s trying so hard. I almost feel sorry for her.
Then I remember that she wants to take mom away, and the sympathy wanes.
“I’ll pick you up here when you get out.”
“Whatever,” I mumble.
“Please, Jess, just work with me.”
I shrug. Easy would be, well, easy.
We certainly can’t have that.
(tbc)
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(47 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
“Come chauffer, we need to travel.”..lol.lol..lol..that was great..but i think they will be fine and when Tinas goes back she will have a surprise..ok i hope so…great chapter..post soon
well either they will kill each other or end up loving each other… i hope they end up loving each other…
Poor Bette…Jess is going to be a handful, that’s for sure.
I think Jess needs to see that Bette wants to be IN Jess’ life as well as Tina’s. And that might have to come from rehashing the past and getting Bette’s POV on respecting Tina’s feelings by staying away as Jess was growing up.
I love Jess’ reaction to any PDAs between Bette and Tina. So typical of a kid that age.
I just hope she doesn’t do something that will scare Bette away. Because Bette isn’t one to scare easily.
Look forward to the next installment!
I read it this AM and I’ve just read it again, and even though I don’t know Jess per se, you have her character pegged. Does that make sense, or have I just had too many Caesars? I cannot wait for the two polar opposites to find out that they are actually cut from the same cloth.
Another vote for favorite line: “The hug’s okay but ewww on the lips, I know where they’ve just been.”
PRICELESS!
Just love this story. Sure hope they work their way through this and become closer….after some major drama of course!!!! LOL
Thank you for this story. Its’ making ‘laundry day’ oh so better (even if it extends the tyme spent folding twofold. I was so enjoying reading the last 6 posts that it got me half expecting them to never end, but now that I’ve caught up I can’t wait to read the next post. The fanatic in me have me clicking the “Next Post by This Author” button repeatedly, despite knowing there is none. Oh well, until next tyme, I’ll anxiously wait for your next post.
great chapter…i hope Jess pulls a bit of “Home Alone” on Bette (with the pranks and whatnot) that would be a trip. Looking foward to the next chapter :)
Damm P was that 2 chapter in a day, I think i will send you a case of bon bons or what ever the biggest costco size there is. LOL Wow this is getting good, love jess she’s like my sister, just less evil. Can’t wait to read on, I think she should start planning bad things, like the dishwasher overflowing or bugs in bette stuff, you know things like that, or maybe that’s a movie I have seen?? Anyways great job, round 2 next.
I think Bette should go with taking Jess to Disneyland and make her wear those ears haha.
OK, who do we need to talk to so that your life is less busy? I mean, don’t people know how much we love your story and look forward to your posts? Seriously, I hate it when real life makes pleasure take a back seat.
Now, as for your story…great as usual. But, uh Jess – remember, you’re the one that first sought out Bette. Twice as a matter of fact. Bette is there now because of your own doing. I see this is going to be an interesting experience for the both of them! Once again, you nailed the teenage perspective.
They will either emerge from this singing Kumbaya…or it will be the showdown at the O.K. Corral revisited. Did Tina leave Bette any of her Xanax?
LMAO Jess just Cracks me up !!! I have to say , I am really impressed with Jess’s non- Relenting and Persistent Efforts to counter off Bette’s presence . She is so Stubborn !! heh
She is trying so hard to push Bette’s buttons !!!! LOL . But , Jess Honey , Bette is the Queen of stubbornness ( I am saying this in a good way ). Bette won’t ever give up on Both you and your mom , now that She is Hopeful and sees a possibility for a Second Chance at Life with you two . Bette Porter gets What Bette Porter wants !!!! LMAO ;))
Bring it on Jess !!! Let The Match Begin !!!! wooohooo LOL * Gets paper and pen . I will Keep the points * ;))hehee
I can’t wait to read how this plays out !!! I am so excited !!!
Time to turn on the ever winning Bette Porter Charm !!! Let It work its magic on Jess :D hehee
plsssssssss post sooooooooon
pweety pweaseeeeee !!!!
* sends a Big Shipment of Bon Bons ur way * ;)) ( I will keep on sending them to you as long as you Promise to keep on writng this story LOL )
keep up the gr8 work and plssss continue and post soooooooon !!
Gazillion x 100 stars *opps i meant bon bons* to u all the wayyyyyyyy !!!! LOL
Thanx :D
oh this is going to be fun!!!
This is simply halarious when Jess talks. I love her pov. Poor Bette. This is so not going to be good. lol…
I love this story. I hope she and Bette have fun! Can’t wait to see what happens!
K
Great chapter. Bette is in for some trouble.
I can’t wait to see how this one turns out!
You are too much. “The hug’s okay but ewww on the lips, I know where they’ve just been.” You had me laughing tonight. Can’t help but look forward to their time alone. Continue the magical story telling. Thanks
Gosh with kids like Jess, I wonder if anyone would want to be parents! This continues to be so good…..all those bon bons help with the energy????
Thanks again for sharing this story.
Can’t wait to see what Jess has up her sleeve…….POOR BETTE!
Fun, fun, fun.
Jess so funny!