Bette walked into the Planet utterly exhausted. Chasing around a cheating politician to try to get some questions answered proved to be harder then she ever thought possible. She flopped down into her chair in their regular table. Alice was already sipping a coffee.

“How many is that?” Bette asked.

“Seven,” Alice said, “busy day today.”

“Why do you have hair all over you?” Bette said in disgust.

“Dude with an afro came in,” Alice said, “his hair grabbed onto me like pubic hair or something.”

“Gross!” Bette cried as Dana joined the table.

“I swear that’s what barbers are for,” Alice said, “I’m a fucking hairstylist, so unless you’re a guy with long pretty hair, stay out!”

“Someone’s in a bad mood,” Dana said laughing.

“Look at all this hair!” Alice said.

“How about you Bette? Any luck getting that interview?” Dana said.

“No one likes journalists Dana,” Bette said with a sigh, “I guess in this week’s issue of LA Journal I’ll be writing another top 10.”

“You should do top ten movies, I can give you some pointers,” Dana said grinning.

“Looks like you had a great day,” Alice said with disdain.

“Aw don’t be jealous,” Dana teased.

“You should make a movie about us,” Bette said, “I bet people would watch it.”

“They would watch it because we’re lesbians not because our lives are actually interesting,” Dana said.

“That’s why I hate the movie business,” Alice said with a scoff.

“Well I guess I can find another hairdresser for our new production,” Dana said.

“What the fuck count me in!” Alice cried.

“Anything better than pubic hair men right?” Bette teased.

“Pubic hair? What?” Shane said sitting down at the table with Jenny directly behind her in a power suit.

“Do all you talk about is sex?” Jenny asked.

“We’re not even talking about sec you idiot,” Alice said, “this guy I gave a haircut to has hair that clings like pubic hair.”

Jenny looked Alice up and down then burst out laughing.

“I love hanging out with you guys,” Shane said shaking her head and laughing.

“Hey Shane, I thought Tina was watching you train today, where is she?” Bette asked.

“Well I think watching me playing tennis with Harrison for two hours gave her an idea and she went home to write,” Shane said.