“Don’t worry. I’m alright.” The words held little emotion behind them. Dana hung her head for what felt like the millionth time that day. “No. It’s not ok. I’m sorry. I hate this damn ankle, I hate these crutches, I hate that I can’t play tennis, but most of all I hate the thought of you being upset.” Alice sighed a small breath of relief. “It’s ok babe. I’ll live. How’s your ankle feeling?” Dana looked down at her cast and rolled her eyes. “Like shit, it hurts. I’ve got an interview on ESPN tomorrow by the way. You coming with me?”

“I can’t, I have to write a whole new segment for the show. I’m sorry. I’ll watch it on T.V. though.” Dana was up walking around her condo on the cast. “Dana, what are you doing?” Without thinking, Dana answered her. “Up walking around, trying to find some food.” Alice had caught her. “DANA FAIRBANKS YOU GET ON THOSE CRUTCHES RIGHT FUCKING NOW! WALKING ON THAT CAST WON’T HEALYOU! GOD YOU’RE SO STUBBORN!” Alice was fuming, and Dana kicked herself for not covering her tracks.

“Yes, mother.” Alice ran her fingers through her hair and rolled her eyes. “What am I gonna do with you Dana?” A soft chuckle came from Dana’s end of the line. “Ohhh, I’m sure we can find a few things.” A smile broke across Alice’s face. “Keep it in your pants Fairbanks. I’m a taken woman ya know.” The chase was on.

“Oh, really? And who would this lucky woman be?” This was Alice’s favorite game, getting Dana to chase her. “We’ll she’s tan, she’s got the most beautiful blue eyes. She’s tall. She’s got the softest skin. She has brunette hair. She’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s great in bed.” Alice paused and waited for Dana’s response.

“When did you and Bette get together? I thought she was with Tina?” Alice broke into hysterical laughter. “You’re too cute, Dana. What are you doing tonight?” Just then a call beeped through to Dana. “Hold on, babe. Helena’s calling me.” Dana beeped over. “Hey, Helena.” Helena’s chipper voice came across the line. “Hello, Dana. I just got off the phone with Tina and we were all planning on going out for drinks tonight. We were wondering if you would grant us the privilege of your presence. And of course your pain in the ass of a girlfriend, too.” Helena said the last part with a small laugh.