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    “Lamenting”–a script for Season 2 episode 1, part 2

     

    Shane:

    I don’t know Dana. It looked pretty serious.

     

    Dana:

    Whoa…you were there when it happened?!

     

    Shane:

    No. But I went by this morning to check on Bette. The house was trashed.

     

    Dana:

    No way…

     

    Shane:

    Something ugly went down. Bette had a shiner.

     

    Dana:

    Get out! Tina hit her?!

     

    Shane:

    Looked like it.

     

    Dana:

    (stunned)

    Holy *****…

     

    (Alice enters, looks around, sees Shane and waves, then sees Dana and makes a strange face, takes a deep breath and marches over to their table)

     

    (Dana still has stunned look on her face)

     

    Shane:

    Hey Al.

     

    Alice:

    (turns to face Dana and reads her expression)

    What?…

     

    Shane:

    I just told her about Bette and Tina.

     

    Alice:

    Ah, tales from the darkside…

     

    Shane:

    Is she still at your place?

     

    Alice:

    Yeah. She crashed around 7. She’s barely slept, and I kept her stoned most of the day.

     

    Dana & Shane:

    (in unison)

     How is she?

     

    Alice:

    Well, you know, she’s hurting. Everything is so raw right now. The scary thing is that she’s angry.

     

    Dana:

    Shane said that she hit Bette or something?

     

    Alice:

    Close…she bit her.

     

    Dana:

    No…

     

    Shane:

    *****…

     

    Alice:

    And she threw her ring at Bette’s head.

     

    Dana:

    (slowly)

    Oh my God.

     

    Shane:

    This is so fucked up.

     

    Alice:

    Oh, it gets better. Candace, you know, the tasty carpenter…

     

    Dana:

    Whoa, that’s who Bette’s been sleeping with?

     

    Alice:

    Yeah, thanks for tuning in.

    (Dana rolls her eyes at Alice)

    Anyway, Tina just contracted her for a job at the Center like three days ago. So, now she’s going to be bumping into this ***** for the next month.

     

    Dana:

    She can’t fire her?

     

    Alice:

    No. She’s under contract. And she’s doing it for next to nothing. And it’s a really great thing for the Center, it’s just so fucked up for Tina.

     

    Shane:

    It’s a mess, man.

     

    Alice:

    I know. I just hope that Tina doesn’t do anything…well…stupid. I mean, did you see the guns ole’ Candace was sporting? (Alice flexes her bicep)

     

    Shane:

    Tina wouldn’t do that. She’s got too much class.
     
    Alice:

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