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“Lamenting”–a script for Season 2 episode 1, part 2
Shane:
I don’t know Dana. It looked pretty serious.
Dana:
Whoa…you were there when it happened?!
Shane:
No. But I went by this morning to check on Bette. The house was trashed.
Dana:
No way…
Shane:
Something ugly went down. Bette had a shiner.
Dana:
Get out! Tina hit her?!
Shane:
Looked like it.
Dana:
(stunned)
Holy *****…
(Alice enters, looks around, sees Shane and waves, then sees Dana and makes a strange face, takes a deep breath and marches over to their table)
(Dana still has stunned look on her face)
Shane:
Hey Al.
(turns to face Dana and reads her expression)
What?…
Shane:
I just told her about Bette and Tina.
Ah, tales from the darkside…
Shane:
Is she still at your place?
Yeah. She crashed around 7. She’s barely slept, and I kept her stoned most of the day.
Dana & Shane:
(in unison)
How is she?
Well, you know, she’s hurting. Everything is so raw right now. The scary thing is that she’s angry.
Dana:
Shane said that she hit Bette or something?
Close…she bit her.
Dana:
No…
Shane:
*****…
And she threw her ring at Bette’s head.
Dana:
(slowly)
Oh my God.
Shane:
This is so fucked up.
Oh, it gets better. Candace, you know, the tasty carpenter…
Dana:
Whoa, that’s who Bette’s been sleeping with?
Yeah, thanks for tuning in.
(Dana rolls her eyes at
Anyway, Tina just contracted her for a job at the Center like three days ago. So, now she’s going to be bumping into this ***** for the next month.
Dana:
She can’t fire her?
No. She’s under contract. And she’s doing it for next to nothing. And it’s a really great thing for the Center, it’s just so fucked up for Tina.
Shane:
It’s a mess, man.
I know. I just hope that Tina doesn’t do anything…well…stupid. I mean, did you see the guns ole’ Candace was sporting? (
Shane:
Tina wouldn’t do that. She’s got too much class.
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im glad you back post soon thanks :o)
You had me at “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”! lmao
Welcome back,been a long time, glad ro read this again, thanks
really not bad!! I Like the way u put it, just like the transcript, nice.
It is the first time I read it, I really hope that more will come up!