You should have thought of that before. And I still have to pee.

I have an idea. Alice and Dana walked into the Planet holding hands.

Tina called behind them, We have a table over here.

Alice and Dana spun around together noticing Bette and Shane sitting at a table with three extra seats. Alice almost cursed until she saw Jenny walk in. Well be right there. Jenny! Come join us over by Shane.

Dana whispered, What are you doing?

I think I should sit on your lap. Be less obvious. And with Jenny were one seat short.

Dana nodded, Good point.

They joined the others at the table. Alice stopped Bette from getting an extra chair. Well be fine. She sat on Danas lap.

Shane gave them a you gotta be kidding me look and downed her shot of espresso.

Dana and Alice were goofing off and Alice was whispering dirty things in Danas ear. Dana was growing red listening to Alices graphic talk and shot her a nasty look to quiet down. Alice in retribution gave Dana a quick kiss on the lips. Dana smiled and then Alice seized her chance to get back at Dana and hurriedly licked her cheek from her lips to her ear.

Dana shrieked, partly in disgust and surprise, and leapt up knocking Alice off her lap to the floor, which is turn dragged her down to the floor. Both women lay on the floor in a crumpled heap as the others ran around the table to see if they were ok.

Ow, ahh, ow. My arm. My arm.

Im trying to move, Dane, but youre on me.

Bette attempted to help them up and Dana shook her head still trying to hide the fact that her and Alice were handcuffed together, Well get it. You all can sit now. Were fine. She whispered, How do we get up?

Bette ignored Danas pleas and tried helping her up. As she lifted Dana, Alice started cursing in pain. What the *****? She noticed the handcuffs, dropped Dana back down on Alice and held her stomach as she laughed.