Chapter 35

Bette looked at Alice as Tina let Jenny and Shane into the house.

“Hey Alice – check it out! They’re both wearing sweats!”

“Time for action Porter.”

“I’m with ya Al!”

Alice and Bette walked over to Shane and Jenny. Alice spoke first – “Ok – so – the two of you arrive together – and look at what you’re wearing!”

Shane and Jenny looked down at their clothes. Shane looked at Jenny – Jenny looked back at Shane. Jenny looked totally clueless.

Bette looked the two of them up and down. “Oh come on you guys! You know exactly what we’re talking about! Come on – you have to know.”

Shane leaned over and whispered into Jenny’s ear. “Listen Jen – it’s an ancient ***** tradition to wear sweats to a party for only two reasons.”

Jenny whispered back to Shane. “So what are the two reasons?”

Shane whispered back to Jenny. “Comfort or easy access!”

Jenny blushed!

Shane continued to whisper in Jenny’s ear. “Please tell me you’re wearing underwear!”

Jenny blushed again.

Shane whispered on. “I take it you’re not then… neither am I – you know – we’re never going to hear the end of this!”

Alice grabbed the waistband of Jenny’s sweats as Bette grabbed Shane’s. They both took a quick peak!

Alice looked at Bette – Bette nodded to Alice. Alice exclaimed, “Neither one of you is wearing anything under your sweats. What is this? Are you two doin’ the nasty?” Alice smiled a knowing and evil smile!

Shane looked at Alice – “And what if we were – is it really any of your business?”

Alice looked at Jenny and then back at Shane. “HOLY *****! YOU ARE! This is like mating season at the zoo! Let’s just have an orgy!”

At that moment, Kit and Ivan came through the door. Neither one of them wearing sweats. Alice looked at Bette – “***** – they have real clothes on! I guess they’re going to wait until later.”


Then Marina came through the door – no sweats. Alice looked at Bette again. “No sweats Porter – but a short skirt! HOT! I’d say Jenny’s probably going to score a twofer tonight!” Bette punched Alice’s arm.

“Jeez Alice – are all of our friends loose or what?”

“No – just really horny! Everybody has been over exposed to you and your hot little pregnant ticket over there.” Alice winked at Tina who stood talking to Ivan and Kit across the room.. Bette smiled at Tina – Tina returned a quick, sweet smile to Bette – she ignored Alice. “See – Tina looks around the room and sees only you – so why don’t you two go get it overwith Porter!”

“Shut up Alice! Tina and I will get it ‘overwith’ when we’re ready. Bette let out a sigh – God Alice – I’m always ready lately!”

“Yeah – me too – hence the sweats! I can’t even begin to tell you what Dana does to me. God – she just…just……well you know – I can’t seem to get enough either – ever! I’m always ready too!”

“God Alice – remember when we were together?”

“Yup – boy that was some hot ***** Porter!”

“Yes it was – but I hate to burst your bubble – you were no Tina!”

Alice looked Bette in the eyes. “Well, you were no Dana either!”

“Hey Alice – do you think they ever feel weird about the fact that we were together?”

“Nah – it’s just a fact of life – from the past you know? But if we continue looking down each others pants – we might begin raising some eyebrows.”

“Well Al – it’s been nice tormenting the guests with you – oh and looking down your pants was quite a treat – but I think we should mingle a little – before we get the urge to look down each others pants again – or cop a feel! Hey Al – Tina and Jackie are off limits for peaking – OK? Got it Al?”

“I hear ya MAMA!”

TBC