Well i wouldnt say upset… Shane said stalling. But she did muttered under her breathe stupid ***** *****, trying to be together… and then some really ***** blonde walked in and i forgot to care. Alice raised her eyebrows. She was so grateful that Shane offered most of her time pretending to be hanging out with Dana and her but if bugged her how Shane saw it as a big joke. This, after all, was her and Danas life.

Oh. Think i should call her? Finally Shane put down her paper but Alice couldnt catch a glimpse of what she was reading.

No, shes with Tonya in Ther-rape-me. Alice understood, in therapy. Tonya made Dana go to it three times a week for several hours.

Oh, Shane do you think its worth it? I mean shes getting married and all and i dont know if i should really be doing this! Shane laughed drinking the last little bit of her coffee. She had been regretting getting up and now that her coffee was out…she decided shed have no choice.

Youre asking me, the woman who had the affair with the married woman. My advice, dont get caught. Shane said clapping her fingers together to get the attention of the waitress. Once she got there Shane completely went into flirt-mode, smiling and batting her eyes like a school girl. It amazed Alice. Anyways. Shane said after the waitress took her order. Dana is going to dig herself a pretty deep hole and unless you wanna be in there with her…you gotta set a few things straight. It got silent, Alice obviously deep in thought and Shane checking out a redhead who had just walked pass.

You know, youre like Yoda. Alice said picking up her coffee and smiling at Shane.

I know I am.

You know…whats with you lately? Youre reading the newspaper, giving advice, offering to babysit me and Dana. Are you dying? Alice asked seriously but Shane shook her head and laughed it off.

No, Im just…i dont know. Bored i guess. The waitress came back and handed Shane her drink. Shane smiled sweetly and then looked back at Alice.

Yea, well maybe i should be going. Shane looked outside, she didnt see Alices car and she knew how Alice felt about taking the bus.