Liz why did you glue mommys phone down?

So she wouldnt lose it

Liz had tears in her eyes and Tina knew that Bette was going to be beyond upset when she found out about this. She tried to pull the phone off the table but it was no use. That sucker was on there good. Tina had another idea so she told Liz to sit down at the table and not move. Tina went over and got the sharpest knife they owned and walked back over to where the phone was. Luckily Liz didnt know that when you glue something youre supposed to spread the glue out evenly and instead she had just put a blob in the middle, which made things a little easier. Tina lifted one side of the phone as carefully as she could before sliding the knife under it. With a few quick flicks of her wrist the managed to get the phone separated from the table but there was still a big blob of glue on the back of the phone. Tina was just about to go try and find something to clean it off with when her keys caught her eye. Liz had apparently glued her keys down as well and Tina just shook her head deciding she could deal with those later. She tried to just wipe the glue off of Bettes phone but it took a lot of scrubbing and some household cleaners to get it off and Tina just hoped that the phone still worked okay. Just as she was wiping it off Bette came out of Lizs room holding Bob, who now had a bald spot on his underside.

Okay got him free finallyLiz you cannotTina why are you holding my phone? Did Liz glue my phone down too?

Bette walked over and took her phone from Tina and looked it over. She could see that Tina had used some kind of cleaning product on it but other than that it didnt look too bad so she wasnt THAT upset about it. She turned back to Liz who was still seated at the kitchen table.

Lizno more glue okay? You have to be careful when you play with glue. It is not a toy and you can really mess things up. If you want to use glue you just ask mommy or me okay?

Liz nodded a sad yes and Bette went over and gave her a big hug. Sometimes Liz was just too much and even Bette knew she had met her match when it came to getting into some pickles. But Liz was just a kid and both Bette and Tina knew that and they knew that with that came all the childhood memories and disasters that made kids loveable. Bette went to put Bob back in his cage while Tina went to work on her keys. She sent Liz to her room and told her to stay there for real this time and Liz did as she was told without so much as a peep of an argument. She knew she got off light on this one and she was glad that her mommies werent too mad at her. She stayed in there all afternoon and finally when Bette and Tina were done with Skys room they told her she could come out and that everything was okay. She ran into the living room to join them for a movie and she had just gotten settled in Bettes lap when Tina reached for the remote. Tina took one hard tug at it then turned to her daughter.

LIZ