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Liquid
Tina: Bette do you know how many kids die each year in pools?
Bette: No, but I’m sure you can tell me. Look I’ve got to get to my meeting with Peggy.
Bette gets up closes the computer and picks it and the book up and goes into the house.
Tina remains outside and looks exasperated.
Jenny comes into Bette and Tina’s yard and waves.
Jenny: Hello.
Tina: Oh, Hi Jenny. [Tina smiles.]
Jenny: Wow, Angelica is getting so big.
Tina: Isn’t she? [Tina puts Angelica over her head in the air] Are you getting big my little angel?
We haven’t seen you in a while. Where have you been?
Jenny: Tina, I know that when you tried to be my friend and offered me advice before I didn’t listen, but can I tell you about something that helped me take back some control over my life.
Tina: [Gives Jenny a quizzical look.] Sure.
End Scene.
Location: Dana’s Car – Day
Alice is driving Dana to the airport.
Dana: Al, you didn’t have to drive me, I could have gotten the car service to take me to the airport.
Alice: I know, but I’m going to miss you baby. I can’t believe you’re leaving againIt seems like you just back.
Dana: Well, Al, that’s my life, I’ve got to tour.
Alice: I know, but do you have to go to Dubai? Is it going to be safe for you, don’t they stone lesbians or something?
Dana: It’s an important tournament for me, the money is good, and yeah, I’ll have to wear a head scarf when I’m not on the court, but I doubt they’ll stone me and cause an international incident. It’s just better if you stay here, it’s just not a good idea for you to be in the stands sitting in the friends and family section, plus, it’s not like LA magazine is going to be interested in an article about Dubai.
Alice: I guess, but it could make a cool segment for The Chart.
Dana: Alice how are you connected to Dubai? Have you ever even slept with someone Middle Eastern?
Alice: Why are you being so mean to me?
[Alice pulls up outside the terminal.]
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(16 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
tina is crazy love it
Snap that was funny from start to finish. lol
HAHAHAHA!!! hilarious! I luv it! :D
lol, ‘the fuck? hilarious!
Dunt remind me of the spoiler! >
That was funny!!! LOL