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Lost & Found, Ch 5
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BETTE- “Well what…”
ALICE- “Porter, wake up and head the call of fate!”
BETTE- “What?”
ALICE- “Porter you ditz, listen…I can’t go pick her up right now or meet up with her. Why don’t you go? Either have dinner with her there or bring her here or…whatever…explore…”
BETTE- “Are you crazy?”
ALICE- “Bette, her brother called me and asked for me to help salvage the blonde’s lonely predicament…”
BETTE- “Damn.”
ALICE- “What?”
BETTE- “I can’t drive…I’ve downed at least a couple of glasses of wine at this point.” (Shane signals Bette…) “Oh…oh wait…Alice, Shane is here and I guess she’s offering to drive.”
ALICE- “Super. Wait…you’re tipsy and Shane is over? Something you wanna share with us?”
BETTE- “Shut up Al….”
ALICE- “Ok, ok, just get over there. When you decide what to do once you get there, give me a call and let us know.”
BETTE- “You sure this is such a good idea?”
ALICE- “You’re starting to annoy me now…HER BROTHER CALLED AND ASKED FOR OUR HELP…NOW GET SHANE AND GO!”
BETTE- “All right! Stop yelling. Goodbye.” (She hangs up. Alice dials another number…)
ALICE- “Hello, hi…is this Tina? Hi there damsel in distress, it’s me Alice.”
TINA- “Hi Alice. Damsel in distress?”
ALICE- “I hear you’re all dressed up and nowhere to go on this fine evening, thanks to bro…”
TINA- “How did you know THAT?”
ALICE- “Poor thing’s worried about you and feels bad so he called.”
TINA- “Oh my God, that’s so embarrassing…I’m so sorry.”
ALICE- “Don’t be, it’s not a problem. Listen, don’t leave there yet, my friends are coming…ok?”
TINA- “They’re coming here?”
ALICE- “Lesbian patrol to the rescue!”
TINA- (She laughs…) “I didn’t realize I needed rescuing!”
ALICE- “T, you’re sitting at Peperdini’s alone…trust me…you need rescuing.’
TINA- “You’re sweet…but…well…how will I know them?”
ALICE- “It’s ok, they’ll know the pretty blonde sitting alone!” (Tina blushes…) “Don’t worry, Shane and Bette are coming. You remember Bette right?”
TINA- (She blushes again…though this time she’s not quite sure why…) “Oh.”
ALICE- “Okay, catch you later. When you guys figure out what you’ll be doing once they get there, you give us an update. See you soon T.”
TINA- “Great, thanks Alice. See you soon.” (She hangs up. She feels anxious for some reason. It must be the feeling of sitting alone among all the romantic couples, or maybe it’s the funny atmosphere of this particular restaurant, or maybe it was the notion of having to be rescued by almost strangers…she’s a grown woman, it’s not like she was lost or anything…she could have just taken a cab home after all. What on earth was her brother thinking, she thought to herself. ‘Lesbian patrol,’ Alice is hilarious, Tina thought quietly. She wondered though whether this was a huge inconvenience to her new friends, and Bette having to suddenly divert her plans to come find her…Bette was probably doing far more important things than having to rescue her from a boring evening at Peperdini’s…’she must think I’m incredibly lame,’ thought Tina.)
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Merlin this story is fantastic!! what are you talking about no one being interested and it heading towards a slow death??? there are so many great twists and connections that you got me riveted girl, please keep posting. Sorry I didn’t post sooner but I just caught up with my fanfics!! I’m sure there are plenty of folks who are looking forward to reading more so please post soon!!
Excellent…I am following but damn girl you’re puttin’ me to shame with the posts as close together as they are! I read one and then think of a comment and POOF another one is there. Not that I’m complaining mind you! I love it and I’m still on board even if there isn’t a comment on each chapter because you posted before I could get to it. Lesbian Patrol…I love Alice!
This story is very intriguing, I hope you don’t end it soon. I love reading anything you write :)
Total amazing how you are wheeling us in with the web your are weaving. Awesome. The way your dialog flows is always so amazing to me. Great
please don´t let the story die, I´m really intrigued how this will continue, please keep on writing!
it seems like you have a soft spot for old and weird ladies, which is cool, because i’m one of them ;) bette to the rescue is something i wanna see
The lesbian patrol – love it.Merlin don’t you dare kill this story, it’s brilliant. I know i’m not a writter but just keep doing what your doing. Hopefully i don’t have to wait too long until the girls find what their looking for!
Your dialogue….amazing, magical. Totally sounds natural and just like the people speaking. Often imitated, never duplicated. PPS.
That was funny and let see what’s gonna happen when Bette get there!
I’m pretty sure lame isn’t among the words that came to mind when Bette was thinking of Tina.
And the plot thickens :) I cannot imagined a ditzy Bette..lol..keep it coming T. Thanks.
Hey Merlin, sent ya a PM back. LOL! I loved the whole Lesbian Patrol reference. OoOoO Cannot wait to see B&T sitting at the same table. Oh the images!!! Hee Hee. Post soon eh?
Hope Bette sober enough not to embarrass herself. Just love the change of events to get these two together.