Bette layed on the couch with her swollen feet propped up on a pillow as she chowed down on a chalk stick. She was totally exhausted, her back was killing her, the baby had been kicking non stop for the past few hours, Lou was being a real little ratbag of late and to top it off she was totally sexually frustrated.
It had been months since her and Tina made love. Oh it wasn’t through lack of wanting on Bette’s end, her pregnancy has left her horny 24/7. But Tina on the other hand, the unfortunate side effect (for Bette anyway) of her own pregnancy is that Tina’s ***** drive is nada, zilch, zero.
She would even settle for a hug but with their big bellies they can’t even get close enough to wrap their arms around each other. Which is quite a humourous site. Bette wondered what on earth ever possessed her to think that it would be a good idea for her to have a baby, even more so the double whammy of both of them at the same time, she could have kicked herself.
Bette has not been taking her pregnancy well at all, she has one mood and that is cranky. From her leaky raw ***** to her bloated everything she’s ready to get the little sucker out of her and fortunately that is any day now.
Tina on the other hand has breezed through except the ***** part, everythings been peachy. She’s been Lou’s saviour on many ocassions after being on the receiving end of Bette’s bitchyness. Poor little Lou has not been a happy camper.
Lou’s been counting the days until the arrival of her new little brother and sister, it can’t come quick enough. She’s eager to meet them but the main reason is to get Miss Cranky pants out of her *****. And she’s hoping things will return back to normal when she had Bette wrapped around her finger.

Bette stood up needing to use the bathroom. “Oww” Bette said grabbing her stomach.”Owww”
“What wrong.” Tina asked.
“I think he kicked me in the wrong owww” Bette grimaced.
Lou came running in to see what Bette why yelling. “What matter Mama?”
“It’s time.” Tina said excited.
“No owww.” Bette replied.
“Time for what?” Lou asked.
“The baby sweetie.” Tina replied.
“No oww it isn’t owww.” Bette said in pain.
“Yes it is, yes it is.” Tina said clapping her hands causing Lou to follow suit with the addition of jumping up and down.
“Owww no T it’s just..”Bette said as the water burst down her legs onto the floor.
“Yes” Tina said pumping her arm in celebration.
“Ewww Mama pee pee her pants.” Lou giggled.
“Are you just going to stand there owww.” Bette asked in pain.
“Oh yeah” Tina said as she waddled off to the phone “I’ll call Al.”

Twenty minute’s later Alice pulled up to the house and ran inside.
“What oww took you owww so long.” Bette yelled.
“Nice to see you to Porter.” Alice said as she rushed over to join Tina and Lou in a celebration dance.
“The baby’s coming, the baby’s coming.” They sang.
“Ah hello oww woman about to give birth oww over here.” Bette said.
They stopped their dance and Tina looked over to Bette who was now siiting in a chair holding her stomach and said “There’s heaps of time babe, you’ll be in labour for hours.” Then she returned her attention back to her little party.
Bette couldn’t believe that they were totally ignoring her pain and not rushing her off to the hospital.
Thirty minutes later, after Alice had called the rest of the gang to meet them at the hospital and Tina had packed a bag for Lou to spend the rest of night at Dana’s, they headed out the door for the hospital.
An hour and a half after Bette’s water broke she was finally wheeled into a birthing room. The rest of the gang arrived shortly after. Doctor Wilson came and checked her out. “You’re coming along nicely Bette.” Dr Wilson said “you’re dialated about 1cm so it will be several hours before you’re ready. I’ll be back in a couple of hours to check back on you.” She said as she headed out the door.
“Several hours” Bette scoffed “I want him out now, it hurts, I think I might die, I can’t wait that long.”
“It’s not that sore Bette, stop being a baby.” Tina giggled “You’ll just have to be patient, remember you didn’t want a c-section.”
“Speak for yourself T, not sore my *****.” Bette groaned “You know I don’t do patient well.”
“Ok Lou it’s time for us to go.” Dana said “give your mommies a kiss, and hopefully your baby brother will be here when we come back in the morning.”
Lou and Dana said there goodbye’s and left.
Six hours later Bette was yelling for more drugs she still wasn’t close to delivery but now Tina was laying in a bed next to her after her own water broke half an hour earlier. Three hours later Tina pushed out a beautiful baby girl.
“How come you delivered so quickly.” Alice asked armed with her video camera.
“I think maybe because it’s my second.” Tina answered.

Seven hours later Bette was swearing like a sailor with torrets. She was squeezing Kit and Tina’s hands so hard they thought she would break them. Dr Wilson hadn’t expected the babies head being so big, it was to late for a c-section. As well as being torn she had to cut Bette right to her *****. There was blood all over the place. And Alice being Alice was filming right over Dr Wilson’s shoulder catching every last detail.
The pain was emmense and she was screaming bloody murder. With one last exhausted push she woke up with a start, sweat pouring off her body and said “***** that.”


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Author’s note. Ok I don’t know that much about the birthing process but I know my aunt was split from her ***** to her ***** and needed alot of stitches inside and out. Also she used to eat chalk incase you were thinking that was wierd. And since most didn’t want Bette pregnant I thought I’d make her have this little nightmare for her to come to her senses.