Tonya: are you psychic now Dana? you had a one night with her big fucking deal.. im not gonna take any more of your woman trouble Dana im telling you this girl is a fraud.. maybe a reporter who publish a storythat she fucked "The Dana Fairbanks"

Dana: Tonya do not argue with me.. find out what there is to know about this girl i want to knwo eveything where she hangs out.. who th tasha girl is her  everything.. hire an agent i dont care..

Tonya: and why would i do that..?

Dana: because im your boss and I said sooo…

Tonya: and if you get broken again..? what would i do to you?

Dana: im not gonna get hurt.. that first sight of her told me she is the one..

Tonya: love at first sight??? pathetic Dana.. but fine.. but im not doing this as a friend.. im only doing this because.. i work for you.. got that…

Dana: yah… *click* "shit i gotta get this right… please Alice dont break me…"

Then Dana decided to go to the beach to think while tears running down her face..

Back in LA @ the planet..

Kit, Tina, Bette, Helena and Tasha sitting on the table..

Kit: Hey baby girl Whats up? how you doin?

Alice: Hey Kit.. nothing much just a little low..

Bette:  What happened sweet pie?

Alice: ahhhh you know the drama.. "dyke drama"

Tasha: wait did she run away? what happened?

Alice: No Tash it was me who did.. god damn it she was perfect…

Tina: soo what happened? what did you do? how did she react about Tasha?

Alice: she doesnt know about Tasha or Aileen

Helena: thats bullocks Alice… you didnt tell her and you just ran?

Alice: I know im sooo god damn stupid.. ugh *bbanging her head on the table*

Shane: woohhh wait a sec Alice.. stop doing that or your brain will get worse..

The table erupted…

Tasha: Alice you know i can always stay at my moms or Bette if im the only reason why you cant get any real relationship I will leave.. you know that i dont want to be a burden for you

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Alice: Tasha your never a burden to me.. dont say that i promised to take care of you when you lost your leg in the war and you know your a very special person in my life.. 5 years of being together… you took care of me.. now its my time..

Tasha: i know that Alice but im not your responsibility..

Alice: im not discussing this anymore.. okay im sure Dana will accept the situation..

Bette: what that the ex is still living with you? and that your taking care of her? and mind you.. an ex of 5 years.. with a child!!!!

Alice: she is different Bette!!!

Tina: then why diod you run..

Alice: I dont know i think i love her.. i got scared.. i might lose her ughhhh im so confused

Kit: ugh. a classic case of

Helena: love at first sight..

Tina: I think I have an idea…

Shane: ha! you know what this means guys..

Bette: "We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the disposition and intent of one Ms. Dana Fairbanks."

Alice: Oh fuck…