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Love’s Calling – 21: Red Light Kiss
Tina: (laughing) “HmmmI guess that’s a compliment?”
Alice: “Oh yeah. I mean, this is ‘love em and leave em’ Porter we’re talking
about(realizing she may have revealed too much) “but with you”
Tina: (holding her breath) “but with me?”
Alice: “She’s going to kill me for this, Tina!” (Alice pauses) “Ah, what the
hellshe’s pissed you’re driving me home, anyway!”
Tina: “Okay”
Alice: “In all the time I’ve known BetteI’ve never seen her the way she is
with you.”
Tina: “What exactly does that mean?”
Alice: “I meanin the club, she tried to kiss you and you turned away.”
(laughing) “Nobody’s ever turned away from a kiss being offered by Bette
Porter!”
Tina: (feeling bad, realizing she probably hurt Bette’s feelings and looking at
Bette’s reflection from her rear view mirror) “Ohwell I”
Alice: “And the look on her face!” (howling) “Jesus, Tina – she’s completely in
love with you!”
Tina: (stopping at the red light, getting out of her vehicle) “AlI’ll be
right back”
Alice: (still laughing but wondering why Tina got out of the car) “alright”
Bette is staring at Tina, who is leaving her car and walking towards her car.
Before Bette realizes what is happening, Tina is standing beside Bette’s
window.
Tina: (knocking on the glass) “I need to talk to you for a minute”
Bette: (puzzled, getting out of the car) “Tinawhat’s wrong?”
Tina: (rambling) “Betteits justwell Alice”
Bette: (glaring towards Alice’s direction) “Alice! What the ***** did she do,
Tina?”
Tina: (placing her hand on Bette’s waist and pulling Bette into her) “It’s not
about Alice, Bette.”
Bette: (looking into Tina’s eyes, confused) “Babyjust tell me what’s wrong?”
Tina: (running her other hand through Bette’s hair) “That’s the thing,
Bettenothing is wrongI just realizedit’s all so right.”
With those words, Tina pulled Bette into a deep kiss. Bette was stunned but she
responded instantly when she felt Tina’s lips hungrily moving over hers. When
she felt the moist tip of Tina’s tongue against her lips, she opened her mouth
to allow the entry that Tina desperately desired. Tina ran her tongue along
Bette’s bottom lip before she plunged her tongue deep into Bette’s mouth
searching, seeking and craving the feel of Bette’s tongue against her own. They
were oblivious to the fact that they are standing in the middle of the street
practically devouring each other while the West Hollywood traffic is enjoying
the show and not a horn sounded when the light turned green.
Alice: (rubbing her eyes in disbelief) “Holy *****! You go, straight girl!”
Shane: (staring at Bette and Tina kissing) “Too ***** cute! Daneare you
seeing what I’m seeing?”
Dana: (opened mouth) “*****, Shane! Forget the buttered popcornwhere can I find
myself a straight chick?”
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(47 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
WOOOOOOHOOOOO! Whoa! now that’s what I’m talking WOW! I Love it it’s getting More better Story I’m just really Excited to read Whoa! Thanks guys I’m just really happy to read it you guys really Awesome writer and Thanks PLEASE continue post soon Thanks for posted!!!
Thanks for the All Points Bulletin H&S! I’ll let you know if any applicants turn up. LOL I’m doing fine patiently waiting, simply living vicariously through stories on this site! Hehe I LOVE this story! I definitely don’t mind going through it again. Thanks to you two for deciding to repost it!!
Talk about a PDA!! Stopping traffic, in LA of all places, with no one getting pissed off? How awesome is that?! This is one of my favorite chapters too!!! *Dreamy sigh* Soo incredibly romantic.
ill be back to comment in a minute. LAURELITE – go and write a chappy for us. PLEASE ya big tease.
Oh man this chapter is so fucking cute and funny, yeah you go Tina. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!
I’m smart, I will keep a nitroglycerin Table handy also one aspirin. Love this as much today as I did a year ago. Alice is so darn funny. Can be a pita that for sure,but got to love her. Tina giving Bette that kiss at the red light and not a honker in any cars that was waiting, Love this Thanks to both of you’llbvh Hey Did you ever go back and read the old comments,you would find we reader have grown a lot in our comments. thanks
thanks for another great chapter! Alice is just too funny! :-)
been more than a moment, ahh. even in readers life real life gets in the way of ff life. ;(
girls, i think im one of your biggest supporters or at least one of the most vocal. ahahaha as much as id love to lead a cheer, god, i think youd both run and hide at that visual.
how come it is that the dancing these 2 do just leave us breathless? could it be the way ya’ll write it for us, think dayum, how come i don’t have dances like that????
“i think bette has all the right moves! you make me so happy, babe.” cant imagine what got into tina??? *head slap*
“bette, why dont we just go to your apartment where it is quiet and we can talk. i will give alice the ‘poop and then later’ you and i will find time to share another dance or two.’ aaahhhhhh, be still my beating, out of control heart!!!!!!
accidentally on purpose fly out of her hand. mwah to you both for that.
“what the fuck is she doing?” duh bette what any self loving lesbian would be doing to tina kennard. you are soooo dense.
as much as al can be a PITA and you wanna tie her tongue up, she can be helpful in a painful way.
“thats the thing, bette…nothing is wrong…i just realized…its all so right” dayum skippy its all sooo right.
heart there ya go again with the kissing. not fair for those of us who, at this point in time, dont have someone to kiss like that. *pouting face* but happy that i can at least read about it from the kissing queen.
thanks girls. waiting, anxiously waiting. breathless, even. teehee
what was i thinking, self loving, still fuzzy from last night. damn where was fergz. it should be ‘self respecting’ lesbian. sorry.
hah dana cracks me up and alice and that damn chapstick haha sooo alice but anyways amazing as always and please post soon thanx byeness<33
That was so cute and I was LMAO.Great story.
Great chapter, love this story. I know I’ve said it before but, I do love it. Alice will never quit, Shane ever the gentlewoman and Dana, well, Dana is Dana. Tina is learning fast.
This story is sooo cute. I love when Bette and Tina are together. All the other girls are so funny also. Alice is such a crack up. Keep the story going.
Quite a delightful read that put me in a very happy place. So, thank you. I’ve been out of balance for far too long!! Wonderful story.
lmao..picturing Al between Tina’s legs looking for chapstick and what that would look like to others. You both continue to bring us a wonderful story. albeez…I’m sure you have many words to use and you could surely have yourself a good woman. Buy her a couple gin and tonics and you will be good to go…. ; )
oh.. and heartandsoul…you two are amazing and please give us another chapter…very soon
Okay caught up. That was just too damn cute. Why does the picture of Tina and Alice bent over in her car looking for chapstick have me cracking up. Why, cos you can just picture it especially Bette’s reaction from her car behind them. What a way to go Tina. From I’m not sure, to bam out in the middle of traffic just takes her girl. I wouldn’t have honked either. Can’t wait till after she gives Alice the poop.Love these two, love this story.
alice is so farney!!! great chapter(“,)
holy crap batman – brilliant update – loving this story – still think alice will get her ass kicked for the “love em and leave em porter” comment looking forward to the next chapter
Has it Really been 21 Chapters of perfection? You Go Tina, get your woman. Excellent story as usual!!!! LOVE IT =)
as always, a great chapter.
great chapter! loved it, specially Dana with her last comment, that made me laugh! well post soon please!
“I’m going to kick Alice’s ass back to Wonderland!”
I loved that line. I think the way you’ve written Alice in all the chapters has been great, she has me in hysterics all the time.
Great chapter, I hope there’s more soon.
Wow! great update. Really loving this story. What a way to hold up traffic ;P
Your story gives me hope. It’s awesome with the loving parts and the humor. You two are doing a great job. BTW, do you two live in close proximity or do you only correspond through IM. Just curious to know how you keep the story flowing so well. Kiitos!
HAHAHA I’m still laughing. This was one of my favorites the first time i read it and still is. The visual of Alice looking for her chap stick….god how funny. And stopping traffic for T to surprise the always in control Ms. Porter. Brillant!! You two are amazing as always. thank you.
that was funny and cute of dana, forget the buttered popcorn, she wants a straight chick, i was laughing the whole time alice was looking for the chap stick, it was just hillarious, i just love the fact that tina didn’t care that they were in the streets and the fact that nobody has honk the horn, THANX 4 THE POST.
strtgirl1 we were working/posting this story about a year ago and we quit without finishing it because of some health issues. We are bringing the story back to life so to speak so we have been posting all of the old chapters and after all of the old ones have been posted we will be adding new ones. Hope that clears up any confusion.
Is this story a repeat? swear I read this almost word for word months ago
LMAO..best fucking funny chapter ever..Alice is too much even for herself..lol..but she did right if Tina had any doubts before now she no longer have none.. now bring it on some action..amazing chapter post soon please..and thanks for share your great talent with us :o)
Dang!i missed the 4th one..LOLOL~! so…still gettin the drinks aren’t we? LOL. this chapter is f*cking cute…!!!!!!!!!!love.it!
Even I’d been read your story before, I still have my BOTOX smile from your excellent job, as always.
*Doing some cheerleading moves* Go Tina Go..
T.I.N.A Tina Tina Tina..
WOW that was fucking cute just like Shane said.. Damn, wish all straight chick were as awesome as Tina..
Loving this story the 2nd time..
Dear Soul, I’m feeling pretty privileged to share words with Heart and you, one after the other ! Now, sorry to disappoint you but my ears weren’t burning… since I was endly sleeping after having been – as usually – such an incorrigible night bird !
Thank you SO much for having post this new chapter I was waiting for so much…
Aaah, no problem at all : “call” me any time for back up if ever your writing partner would cross any “writer’s block”. You know, “down days” are things I can especially relate to. (When I have mine, please don’t be surprised if I miss to comment for a while, by the way. I always try my best to fight myself, but sometimes I lose…)
Now, I’ll savour the reading of this current chapter (… yes, because I stop to comment your comment, Miss !).
My romantic heart already begin to beat wildly in advance ! Ready to fully enjoy your BBC’s talents, ladies.
… Bright Brain & Charm, of course ! ^_^
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“This chapter is one of my personal favorites because I think it has a little of everything” (Soul’s quote !)
How much I agree…
That’s why I’m sorry in advance, because I think my comment will be awfully talkative today. Enthusiasm and light mood always did that to me ! That’s the best medication…
The way you depicted our gang’s typical reactions greeting Tina, in few carefully choiced words, was really acurate : the-always-inquisitive Alice, of course, is “checking out”; the-always-kind Dana is “smiling up” and the-always-so-gentleman Shane is “standing up and holding out” Tina’s hand. If I was Tina at this moment, I’d take a perfect idea about each ones’ personalities just noticing their greetings !
And if I’d wish to elaborate a bit more yet, I’d add this : too busy with her quick analyse of Bette’s last conquest, Alice just says “Hey”; Dana’s nice greeting – “Hi. Glad to meet you” – just reflects her naturally friendly nature; and of course Shane cannot help but express her natural gift with women : ““Hi Tina, the pleasure is mine”. She even immediately used Tina’s name : classy Shane !
“Tina and I met when a wrong number turned into something right.” That’s cute !!
Shane about Alice : “Please forgive our friend…she’s usually a tad more eloquent.” Priceless ! These two always delight me with their amazing contrasted natures : the so funny I-talk-before-I-think Alice and the marvelously not-talkative-but-when-it-goes-it-goes Shane. And here you so perfectly depicted it !
“Shane: (eyeing Tina) “Sweet Jesus, I’d love to do her…”
Alice: (slapping Shane on the arm) “Shane!”
Shane: “…hair, you perv! Great texture” “
God, you made me laugh a lot, here !! Simply love it… (and sorry, Shane, but I’m not entirely convinced by the hair thing ! ^_^)
And, my goodness, never I could have enough of Alice & Bette’s exchanges ! No wonder these two living contrasts were made to be friends – and no wonder they couldn’t stay lovers for long ! I love Alice’s teasings as well as Bette’s glarings… simply irresistible !
By the way, even being pretty embarrassed for her first meeting with the infamous gang, Tina already found the right way to “diffuse the situation” as you so rightly wrote : she’s such an ideal counterbalance between these two sparring-partners, twisting things with both humour and sweetness. Tina’s touch !
“Alice: (rolling her eyes) “Jeez Porter, how am I supposed to grill the woman when you keep trying to get her back out on the dance floor?”
Great ! Good old Alice, never misses any opportunities to emphasize events in the funniest way !
“Alice: (relenting) “Okay not poop. We haven’t even found out anything about you.”
Bette: (smiling and putting her hand on Alice’s shoulder) “You will Alice. If I have my way, Tina is going to be a part of my life.” “
Now that’s what I call a pretty between-the-lines declaration of love !
It’s so nice to see Tina slowly feeling more and more relaxed with Bette’s friends, until reaching the point of keeping everybody under her charm (something Alice, of course, quickly realized !). No wonder I always thought she was the gang’s ultimate ciment, on the smoothest and almost motherly way.
“Bette: (following Tina’s car) “I’m going to kick Alice’s ass back to Wonderland!””
Grandiose ! Applauses for the irresistible Ms Porter ! … and how delightful to see her pretty possessive concern here… aww, I share with Alice the same Cheshire cat smile, teasing our favorite brunette ! ^_^
More seriously, Alice is such an ideal feelings’ revealer… Thanks to her usual lovely indiscretions, Bette’s secret want to express her love is realized !
And, god, my romantic heart couldn’t feel more grateful to you, dear authors, for all this SO lovely red light scene… To say I was melting is such an euphemism !! Try to imagine the best moved smile on your far-across-the-ocean’s reader, ladies, and you’ll have an idea about what delicious effects this part of the story made on me…
“the West Hollywood traffic is enjoying the show and not a horn sounded when the light turned green” ? Soooo understandable !
Now I’m just sitted next to Shane and Dana, happily sighing…
You were so right, in your author’s note, well-called Soul, encouraging us “to find that someone special and try the adventure B&T share”. And when it’s not possible in reality, well, at least there will always be dreams to comfort us… the place where every miracles become true. Thanks heaven for dreams…
… so, what were you saying at the beginning, Soul ? “This chapter is one of my personal favorites because I think it has a little of everything”.
Well, don’t only think : please be sure of that, because this chapter will stay one of my favorite ones too – and I don’t only speak about your story’s chapters.
There’s everything in it indeed…
Wit, tenderness, laughs, sensibility… Comedy and romantism… Enjoying to be surrounded by friendhip’s warmth – and savouring to be enveloped by true love’s wonder…
Thanks god for Alice, red lights and paralysed traffic !!
And for Heart and Soul. You. are. such. a. duo. Here’s a big virtual hug for both of you, my ladies !
… now… I’m ready for my update, Mr DeMille ! (*wink*)