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    Lullaby

    "I had something to do with that…I don’t remember doing it, but Angel’s sleepy puppy ended up in my suitcase," Tina said in a pained voice. "I’m really sorry."

    Alice looked from the baby to Dana, who remained convinced that she’d triggered Angel’s distress.

    "Don’t worry. I think we’ve got it under control."

    "Listen, we’re coming home tomorrow night…"

    "You don’t have to do that."

    "We want to. Neither of us really wanted come back on Friday to begin with, but the producer thought it’d be a hassle to get us to the airport after the meeting," Tina said. "There’s a 7:00 flight that will get us home by 11:00 and Bette got us on it." Alice breathed easier as Dana pulled into the parking lot of some Malibu strip mall to turn around.

    "Seriously guys, we can handle it," she said half-heartedly as she popped into the front seat before Dana took off again.

    "It’s settled. We’ll see you then." Alice snapped her phone shut as Tina hung up.

    "They’re coming home tomorrow night," she said as she took Dana’s hand.

    "Thank God."

    "You can say that again."

    They stopped for drive-through at the first place they saw, held hands and enjoyed the entire ride back in blessed silence. Dana brought the car to a stop in the driveway and Alice pulled her into a kiss. The couple made out like teenagers until Dana abruptly pushed back.

    "We can’t do this in front of her," she said breathlessly. "We’ll be the reason she needs therapy."

    "Right. Being mixed, having two mommies and being raised in L.A. won’t be enough. The thing that will tip her over the edge will be her repressed memory of us necking," teased Alice.

    "You have a point," Dana flashed a grin. "Come here." She took Alice’s face in her hands and smashed their lips together, their tongues engaging in a delicious duel.

    As if on cue, Angelica started fussing in her sleep. By the time they got her into the house, she was awake and threatening another round of hysterics.

    "She needs a bottle. Can you get it?"

    Dana scrunched up her face. Watching Dana closely, Angel scrunched up her face, ready to let go.

    "The baby or the breast milk, Dane. Your call." Dana took the baby.

    Comments

    1. Thanks for giving us a good step back from all the angst that’s been going on lately, because as important as angst is a happy change of pace is even better:) I love your stories and I’m really hoping that another brilliant idea will pop into your head so that you can write about it!

    2. Oh my God. I absolutely LOVED it! It had just the right mix of humor and emotion and hope that every Danish fic needs. Beautifully written. I do have to say that my favorite part was when Shane called them the “fucking Stepford dykes”. I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts now! I hope you continue to write, because I love all of your stuff!

    3. Aww.. this was just too cute. This was the Danish that could have been, so thanks for giving us this insight. I liked the role reversal.. Alice being all confident at first, and Dana worried sick ended up the opposite way round lol. You could so see this happening with Danish and they worked as a team in the end.. so so sweet! Keep up with the writing. Thanks.

    4. Aww, I fell in love with Danish all over again. :P Dana and baby A, so damn cute! :D I liked the role reversal thing too. Looking forward to your next story. :)

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