“Hey! You stupid, fucking- “ Helena, holding her eye where Bette’s fist had hit, threw a punch of her own in Bette’s eye.

Soon, the two of them were rolling on the floor. They were slapping, biting, punching, spitting, at one another. There was long, dark, brown, beautiful hair flying and tangling all over the place. Tina had jumped into the pile of gorgeous women and tried to stop them but horribly failed.

“You two! Quit fighting! This is ridiculous! You both are acting like idiots!” Tina pulled on Bette’s long-sleeved blue-striped pajama top and off it came. It didn’t help much but it made some material get out of the way of trying to scratch at Helena’s face.

Helena ducked at a few of Bette’s slaps and on the third slap Bette tossed, she charged at Bette who was in just a bra with full force and with her entire body. She was on top then, pushing Bette’s face to the ground, choking her from behind.

“You’re always trying to take Tina away from me and have her for yourself! Do you think she’s gonna want you now with no money? I had to give you money to pay for your dumb-ass dry-cleaning!” Bette shouted as she threw Helena off her back.

“You think she’ll want you? You’re just as broke as I! You fucking Americans always think it’s about money! Tina likes me because I treat her better than you do!” Helena pushed a full strand of hair back with her tired hand and sighed gustily.

Bette pushed Helena hard. “You give up, you British bint? Tina has been with me for almost nine years. She’s mine!”

“Sexually dissatisfied for nine years, I guess, because that is why she sees me and that bloke Henry.”

“You….!” A burst of anger filled Bette’s body and she lunged at her British rival again.

Tina got in the way and stopped her. She looked at them both sternly. “Now Helena, that wasn’t a true remark. Bette and I have great sex! We’ve always had the greatest sex!”

“We have?” Helena put her hand on her hip and frowned. “I thought that was all over.”

“Have,” Tina declared.

“You’re shagging her as well as I?”

“Yes. And why not?”