‘Ok gross never mind, why do I love you again?’ Alice swallowed before answering.

‘Because I’m so charming, witty, fantastic in bed, smart, I buy you things, can pull of a fifties dress like no one else you know…care for me to go on?’ Dana smiled and wrapped her arms around her lover.

‘I think we can disregard modest.’ She leaned in for a kiss and pulled their bodies as close as physically possible. Their lips parted as Dana slipped her tongue in for better access instantaneously regretting the action though. ‘Whoa jesus Al what the fuck were you eating?’ Dana’s tongue did not agree with whatever Alice’s new favourite concoction was.

Alice’s brows furrowed, slightly pissed off at Dana for attacking her perfect sandwich. ‘Only the best thing I’ve eaten all day!’

‘Well you’ve eaten enough to compare it to I guess’. Dana chuckled at Alice’s flared nostrils and false angry eyes.

‘Why don’t you try carrying one of these and we’ll see how well you cope with cravings.’ Dana gave a warm smile and rested her hand on Alice’s engorged stomach.

‘For as big an appetite you have at the moment, you look sexy as hell’. Alice pulled away in disbelief. ‘Dana I’m huge, let’s get realistic, there’s a reason the Snuffleupagus never had a girlfriend.’ Dana couldn’t contain her laughter as she processed the sheer ridiculousness of Alice’s comparison.

‘Baby you in no way resemble a weird elephant woolly mammoth cross. You’ve barely put on any weight! This is just as good,’ she replied sliding her arms around Alice’s hips and grabbing her ass tightly. ‘These are fucking amazing,’ Dana’s hands moved to Alice’s breasts that were spilling out of her bra and visible through the sheer tank top, the writer gave a small smile and looked down a little shyly. ‘And this…’ Dana’s hands resided on the writer’s stomach, ‘just reminds me how lucky I am to have you in my life and how much I want a family and future with you, I love you and nothing will change that…plus Snuffy always was a bit of a homo, weren’t he and Big Bird you know…’ Dana gave a wolf whistle as Alice laughed and entwined their hands together.

‘Come on funny lady, I need some rest, back to bed.’ The blonde led them towards the bedroom switching off the light on her way. Just before they reached their room Dana put her hands on Alice’s shoulders and guided her to the left.

‘Uh uh, teeth, brushed, now.’ Alice pouted in retaliation.

‘If you want me to really tire you out that god awful taste has to go.’ Alice weighed up the pros and cons and received a small punch in the arm.

‘Hey no hitting your baby mama, that’s totally not allowed.’

‘Bathroom now.’

‘Ok ok’. Alice threw her hands up in surrender and left Dana in the hall to smile and shake her head. I hope the world is ready for another Pieszecki she thought as she happily got back into bed and anticipated the soon arrival of her wife.