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    No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Chapter 30

    Alice: What about sharks and whales?

    Alex: What about them?

    Alice: They would kill you.

    Alex: I dont know much about it Al, but I dont think that sharks or whales eat octopus, nor do they swim that low to the oceans floor.

    Alice: Oh

    Alex: Seems pretty sweet right?

    Alice: I guess. I just dont think I could be an octopus. They are really ugly.

    Alex: Who cares? Whos going to see you?

    Alice: Point taken.

    Alex: Its brilliant really.

    Bette: Whats brilliant?

    Alex: Hey Betty Boop.

    Bette shot daggers at her friend.

    Alex: Not a fan on that nickname?

    Bette: Not so much.

    Alex: Ill work on it.

    Bette: I appreciate that.

    Alice: Alex and I were just discussing what we would like to be reincarnated as.

    Bette raised an eyebrow in confusion.

    Bette: And

    Alice: And Alex would like to be an octopus.

    Bette: Interesting choice. And you Al?

    Alice: I would want to be a miniature pinscher.

    Alex dropped his head in his hands awaiting what was sure to be an interesting explanation.

    Alice: Ok, first of all, aside from the fact that they are adorable, people love their dogs. Especially small dogs. I could sleep all day, play at nightit would be glorious.

    Bette: I worry about you two.

    Alex flashed his pearly whites in Bettes direction.

    Alice: Alright Porter, what would you be?

    Bette thought for a moment.

    Bette: A cat.

    Alex: Oh how boring is that?

    Bette smiled contently as if for one moment she was somewhere else.

    Alice: Why a cat?

    Bette: 9 lives. 9 chances to do it over.

    Nether Alice nor Alex had a wisecrack to share and with that Bette walked away, cell phone in hand.

    About an hour later Bette found herself standing in what was Saras doorway. She watched as Ashley lay in the very same bed her sister had died in. The young girl had her back toward the brunette. Bette watched silently, taking it all in. She imagined what it would be like to wake up in the morning to a full apartment. Tina in the kitchen making coffee and Ashley still asleep on a crisp Sunday morning in autumn. And Bette, just watching all of it.

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    Comments

    1. Lotto winners!!!! we won the lotto…well at least a story lotto…I’m soooo glad you have come back, but if you ever go away that long again…..well let’s just say it won’t be pretty….tks post soon..

    2. i wondered what had happened to you, i have re-read your stories several times because they are one of my absolute favorites….i’m glad to see you back, your were missed!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Dear Flair-So glad you started writing again baby, first thing about you I fell in love with. I see you still have a legion of fans so don’t keep them waiting too long for your next chapter!Oh…and I’ll be waiting for the next update too…I love you.Bridget

    4. WOW I’ve finished reading your story for what.. the third time yesterday and today you’re posting another chapter ! SOOOOO glad you’re back, thank you.

    5. wow, i thought my eyes were deceieving me…great to see you back…i hope all the drama you prepared is only about ashley and her adjusting to live with B&T…just keep B&T together…good to know you’ll be posting more

    6. Awww, welcome back. Glad to see that Bette, Tina, Alice and Alex are still a group. I missed Alex, he is such a hoot. I hope that Bette and Tina can finally move forward and be the couple that I would like to see. Now, they can add Ashely to their ever growing group. The more the merrier. Please continue to post this story and again welcome back.

    7. hey you’re back. I am so ready for your brand of drama flair. u are indeed a master of the twist and turns. i hope for a happy ending, but if not that’s cool. welcome back girlie!

    8. Hot damn! I almost peed my pants seeing you’re back with one of my all time favorite stories! Rock on, Flair! Or, rather, I should say, Write on!

    9. FFTD, BRilliant to see you back on the site and in the zone with this fabulous fan fiction. As ever Alice and Alex are the comedy duo; Abbot and Costello, to Bette and Tina’s Love’s Young Dream making Ashley the Fly-in-the-Ointment. Hopeful the realization of a real family around her will help her blossom into a beautiful babe. Still doing the happy dance that you are back. Woooooooooooooo wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Your Loyal and Ectastic Fan.

    10. i have been here sparingly cuz i have no computer access as yet, but here you are when i finally get on, how cool is that. wonderful to see that you posted. enjoyed it and cant wait for more.

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