Well, you see here I am writing to you again. I believe I stopped my story at Dana and Alice’s first kiss. As I have already stated Dana was at that time engaged to a Tonya. Did I mention that we didn’t like her? I will take a second to describe Tonya so you will not think us vicious in our dislike. We all saw from the start that she was only after the prestige that would be aforded her as Dana’s girlfriend/wife so we were very shocked when Dana announced their engagement. To use an old phrase, she was all for what she could get. I think they might have gone through with it too if it wern’t for Dana coming to her senses and a certain Melissa Rivers. I am getting ahead of myself.

After that first kiss they did not speak for a week each trying to decipher what the kiss had ment. When they finally met at the Planet, which is the cafe that we all frequent, it was obvious that the thing between them must be talked about. I believe this resulted in antoher bout of kissing and not much discussing, but they did meet later and lay ground rules. As I said they were trying to be good girls. From what I understand they could not be alone together especially where there was a bed or any other tempting surface. The problem here lies in the fact that they were best friends and whenever one had a problem they usually were disposed to discuss it with the other. Such a thing happened when Dana experienced a problem with Tonya. Another adverse quality of Tonya’s was her tendency to control Dana and Dana’s lack of backbone when it came to telling Tonya to back off. So of course she went to Alice for advice on the subject, which ended in both of them staring at Alice’s bed. This pre-Tonya breakup section of the relationship was hilarious to me so excuse me if I write of it in a humorous manner.

They suceeded in keeping their hands off each other mostly until the afternoon when Alice was to help Dana put together the bachelorette gift bags. First you will notice that this broke their rules for they were to be alone when they did it and second their converstaion was less than good for the situation that they had made for themselves. They talked about what they had thought of each other when they met. I don’t exactly know what was said here only than it just made the temptation worse and that it ended in, well I must quote Alice here, “The rules went to *****… the good *****.” I don’t really want to relate in full the happenings of that night but I shall give you some details. It was a frenzied rush to feel each other and an impatience to do everything at once. Each have said that it was the best thing in that line of experience they had been involved with, if you get my meaning. You will forgive me if I try to put it in polite terms.

When Tonya returned home later that night with her parents it was quite a shock because they were both naked and entwined on a chair. What better way to greet your fiance than to be naked with your handcuff bearing best friend while you were supposed to be preparing for your bachelorette party. Again I am leaving off, but I hope to continue very soon. I have to take this call.