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    Numbers

    She winced at the sight of the quickly bruising and swelling area hoping she had not broken any bones. That would be it for open toe footwear for the next while she thought to herself and hoped she’d be able to at least squeeze her foot into her favourite Manolo Blaniks because if she was to venture out today, she was going to make sure she’d do it in style.
    Shuffling to the end of the bed in order to put some distance between her and the pain inflicting piece of furniture, she cautiously took to her feet once again and limped gingerly to the bathroom.
    The rest of her morning went by without incidents and Bette was now on route to the gallery.
    Despite the infernal commute traffic, the journey so far had been without incident.
    The radio broadcast was suddenly interrupted when the bluetooth in her car sounded an incoming call on her mobile phone. The little display on the console of her top of the range SUV lit up with Alice’s name.
    "Morning!" Bette greeted her caller, the voice control picking up the phone instantaneously, a safety feature she was very happy to own this day. 
    "Hey Porter…. your favourite Ex-girlfriend here…" a chirpy voice announced.
    Bette rolled her eyes and sarcastically quipped, "Which one?"
    "Haha very funny…." Alice replied unimpressed,  "Surprised to find you even answering the phone today… you know…. what with the whole …. friggatriskaidekaphobia thing you’ve got going on…"
    "Fear of Friday the 13th  is nothing to be made fun off, Alice!" Bette interjected seriously.
    The brunette had sort of expected one of her friend to keep her going about this little …quirk of hers and she was not at all surprised that this friend should be Alice. She, none the less felt compelled to defend herself.
    "There are clear evidence that Friday as a whole is an unlucky day.. look at the crash of the stock market.. happened on a Friday, Knights Templar slaughtered on a Friday, Jesus crucified on Friday and as for the number 13… don’t get me started…. have you ever tried to reach the thirteenth floor in a high-rise building? No…because there aren’t any level 13 in high rise buildings…. nor are there any 13th street in any cities…."

    Comments

    1. Yay – you’re BACK!!! :) Your posts took me by surprise but I’m all caught up now. I’m thoroughly enjoying your Numbers series and so far my fave is 83 – so poignant, beautiful and loving (sigh). Looking forward to reading more from you kiddo! iHH xx (PS – sashayed!?! LMAO – thanks for that ;)

    2. You make it look so easy. I think I need to get away from the science books that I read at work and read more romance. I can’t wait for your book to come out K. Loved it, thank you 😍😘

    3. Bonjour Kins!! :-) thanks for updating the story even though you are on holiday! :-) this random stories are so heart warming, cute, funny, and naughty yet sexy… Lol :-D and those can mix beautifully!! Amazing writing Kins! :o)x Bette’s theory for make up sex timing is so interesting :-p though in the other hand I hope it won’t encourage them to have more fighting for the sake of that :-D btw are you back in Paris? If so, any plan to visit LH’s Art exhibition? Or you’ve been there? ;-) anyway.. Thanks again for the story :-) its a great way to start my morning :-D and always looking forward to your next installment! ;o)x

    4. Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!.. I can see Bette [in the show] as you’ve wrote of her in “13” Practical but as the same time Superstitious. 10 X more…if you fight for a silly thing. If only I.C.tackled this side their marriage then we were a “Happy camper.” Thanks Kins40.

    5. Thanks a bunch for this well-written, highly entertaining Number Series, kins! =) Can’t wait to read how you’ll work around the other numbers. Mine was easy, no. 12. Enjoy your vacation and Happy Easter! Cheers! =)

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