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    Objects in Motion

    ”Probably having her pick of the scantily clad nubile students would be my guess.” Helena sniffs, her air of insulting superiority having returned. ”If I were you I’d worry about them.”

    ”I suppose I should.” I sip my drink. ”Aren’t there rules against…?” But Helena’s reality check stare stops me cold.

    ”Tina, I mean really? Who could you possibly be with that might even come close? Except of course, if you were to come upstairs with me.”

    ”What? You’re kidding!” I look at her wondering.

    Helena shrugs as if it’s not such a terrible idea. ”We did have our moments, Tina. Certainly you haven’t forgotten them.” She twinkles her eyes at me.

    Bette’s House – Midnight

    Bette_Back

    If I had a big drooling dog this is absolutely the moment I would not think twice about unleashing it on the fucking idiot who just jumped into my pool. Wait! Another splash! Okay, that’s got to be Shane and a woman. But still! Fucking slide in if you want to swim in the middle of the fucking night. Not canon balls!

    I hear Helena’s voice mixed with Shane’s as they yell simultaneously, ”Bette! Get your ass out here.”

    ”Oh, for the love of God!” I throw the sheets back and pull on my yoga pants and a tank top. As my hand hits the back door knob I hear Shane call to me.

    ”Hey, Bette! Bring a lighter. I think mine got wet.”

    I roll my eyes and find a box of matches from The Polo Club.

    ”Hey! It’s fucking Tuesday night, and I’ve got my child inside. Plus, I’ve got to be at a faculty breakfast in less than seven hours.”

    ”Seven hours. That should give you plenty of time, don’t you think, Helena?” Shane answers before she dips down to smooth the hair back from her face.

    ”Do you even own a bathing suit?” Helena asks her nake body.

    ”You’re one to talk! Helena. What are you doing buck naked in my pool in the middle of the night?”

    ”Well, I’m a bit drunk and I spent the evening with Tina.”

    Shane dives down underwater and swims towards the deep end.

    ”For Christ sake whisper!” I jerk my head towards Jenny’s house while making slashing moves across my throat.

    Comments

    1. Perfection again! I really, really dislike Jodie Lerner. I could never see Bette w/her. I understand it was the artist thing that attracted Bette but really she has nothing on Tina. Discussions on art are highly overrated. Tina is a much more exciting, well rounded individual with wide interests. More, please. I now believe in fortune tellers and talismans.

    2. Oh that charm is working so well. Little by little, it’s breaking down Bette’s facade of settling down with another person other than her true love. Her truths show themselves to her heart and she can’t ignore them. Helena is my hero in her part in assisting Bette in seeing her truth. Bette’s evolution is moving forward.
      Another fine piece of work, my dear friend. I’m in awe once again!

    3. I liked this scene between them in the end. I so much hope in a kiss, but you left us hanging, that’s not fair :P
      but I see the charm work, and a bit l Iike a slow burn them!
      After the debate between Bette and Jodie, I hope Bette see how shallow woman is Jodie really, and how self-centered, because she can not see the consequences of her actions. it’s time for their relationship to end, right? ;)
      really liked the chapter!

    4. Original French 75 recipe makes 1 cocktail (Tina’s had three!)

      2 fluid ounces lemon juice

      2 fluid ounces gin

      2 teaspoons simple syrup

      1 cup ice cubes

      4 fluid ounces chilled Champagne

      1 lemon or orange slice for garnish

      1 maraschino cherry for garnish

      Next, combine lemon juice, gin, and simple syrup in a Collins glass. Add ice cubes, fill with Champagne, and stir. It’s very pretty with a garnish slice of lemon or orange and a maraschino cherry. However, where I live they don’t tack a lot of fruit on the glass but do drop a nice fat cherry inside.

      This drink was created in Paris, France around the time of the First World War. It was said to deliver a kick similar to the French 75mm field gun.

    5. Ms. BB, I was intrigued by the name of that cocktail, so I googled it. It has a history going back quite a bit. Rachel Maddow should make on her Friday night show when she features cocktails. She’s quite the mixologist.

    6. Liked it, as always! I’m so glad you’re sparing us Bette and Jodi scenes. I can’t bear them together. They just don’t fit with each other! It wouldn’t work, not even with a love charm.
      I can see the Tina’s charm is working, thought! But I’m pretty sure it won’t be needed, since Bette already knows how deeply in love with Tina she still is.

      Helena and Bette are hilarious, they hate and love each other! I think it would have been great if they wrote more scenes with them together, what a pity.

      THANK YOU!

    7. BB..bartender, bring us another round!…ahhh, our jealous Bette; the fortune teller working her magic…yes! Detail and scenery are remarkable…transporting the reader as if we are there w/ your characters. Self centered Jodie is pushing Bette away…I can live w/ that. Bette doesn’t need Jodie and her slobbering….keep her away!….ahhh, but Tina working that tongue on the ice cream….priceless. Thx for another fantastic post my fav writer…and that cocktail….shivermetimbers….hearty har, har…..Badabing!!!! awaiting your next post!!

    8. Blackbird…amazingly detailed story …love the pool story.. funny as hell. Helena stirred Bette up.. haha. and love the Tina and Bette sharing the ice cream and mocha.. my thought went further than that. lol anyway great story.. thanks for sharing friend!!!

    9. Bette and Helena plotting together is so funny. Is the charm working? On whom? Tina or Bette? Bette needs to scare away Jodie with her Bowie and take Tina down the road of love. Keeping posting, please.

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