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OMG… OMG… OMG… ONE MORE TIME…
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Phone…
Tina: hello…
Bette: hey baby… listen I’m running late… Franklyn called a quick meeting… but I shouldn’t be more then an hour late…
Tina: Your kidding… Kit will be here any minute with your cousin…
Bette: I know… I’m sorry baby… but what can I do… I’ll be there as soon as I can…
Tina: Ok… we’ll wait for you here… I’ll call and change the time on the reservation…
Bette: I did that already baby… so don’t worry… get to know my cousin… he’s a real cool guy…
Tina: Ok… hey let me go I hear a car pulling up…
Bette: ok I’ll be home real soon…
Knock Knock…
Tina: Hey hi Kit…
Kt: Tina I want you to meet Daniel Porter… Danny this is Tina Kennard… Bette’s wife…
Danny: It’s my pleasure… and please call me Danny…
Tina: Well Danny its a pleasure to meet you… OMG… if Bette was a man… that’s what she would look like… still starring … oh Please do come in…
Kit: looking at Tina… you all right… And where’s Bette… she hasn’t seen Danny since they were kids…
Tina: She just called… she will be a little late… but she’ll be here… Let me get you something to drink…
Danny: I’ll just have a soft drink… or juice…
Tina: smiles ok… and Kit… what can I get for you
Kit: The same is fine Tina…
Tina: so Danny you know the plan…
Danny: yes… Kit and Bette told me all about it… and I love a good joke… this Alice sounds like a character…
Kit: You don’t know the half of it…
Tina: she ahs been getting all over Bette lately… telling her that I’m going to go back to being straight…
Kit: I know Bette has been fuming
Tina: no be real… she’s been a bitch… and I can’t blame her… but dam if I even look at a guy… she’s gets all paranoid…
Danny: Don’t worry… we will do it up… her jaw will be hitting the ground…
Tina: looking at Kit… well its just an act… you know… and its just dinner… and laughing…
Danny: oh no… we have to make this real… Alice will see right through it
Kit: Ah Dan… what exactly did Bette well you to expect tonight..
Now Tina was becoming a little uncomfortable…
Danny: don’t worry you just follow my lead…
Tina: I don’t know if I like this… looking at her watch… where the FUCK is Bette…
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well that is hard to comment on….totally awesome…..
Another great story from your very sick mind!
If you keep writing these stand alone chapters I will read it all the time. Damn….that was Hott!! Please write more!!!
damn that was good. if I may, Bette shoulda dressed up in the Ivan wear and gone in to the planet after Tina ordered and sat down with the gang, walked up to her say hi…flirt a bit and then when Alice “broke” Bette takes off the “gear”…TOTALLY LOVE IT THOUGH!!!!
Man, that was awesome. Loved it!!! Hope you post more. These stories are great!
LMAO This seriously had me laughing out loud. I was gonna save it for after the show in case the show really sucks tonight but said fuck it and went ahead and read.
That is so hot and funny, imagine Bette with the beard on is cool. Kit is good and Alice is so funny and crazy. OK let see what’s next, thanks!
Amanda, don’t sweat the ratings. Just read the comments. See, this one’s a 5!!! Man, I gotta say, you ladies (cpq, Tweak and you, Amanda) have some active imagination. Looks like this OMG series is turning into a role playing thing for our B&T. Thanks for letting our girls have some fun!!! This was fun and very enjoyable indeed.
Oh, and thanks for the nice looooonnnggg chapter
Bwahahahahahahahaa!!! I love it! My favorite lines: “I want you home… so we can FUCK all night…” & “”but as soon as the door closes… I will not be held accountable for my actions… Tina you are so going to get fucked… and I mean all night… you won’t be able to walk tomorrow…” Lovely! Bravo….Encore! XD
Hello Amanda: You seriously out did yourself on this one…it was out there with its humor and you know how to jazz up the love…Can’t wait for the next one. Excellent as always.
OMG indeed, great chapter although I would have loved for Bette to show up at the Planet in the beard to confront Alice and the rest of the gang. B&T really got Alice though and that is priceless :o)
I am realy linking this stand alone stories please post soon.
finally i had time to catch up all the story…well i have to say if season 3 tormending our lives your story is more than welcome that is what i wanna see..so funny..thanks Amanda and please post soon thanks :o)
I had imagine Bette w/a nice figure, woman body in a man suite, beard or perhaps mustache. it’s very hot & sexy,i always felt for that.Amanda your serious so funny, i had laugh out loud.wickde lady, you are crazy one. Love you and your writing very much. I took off my hat, bow down and give you a GOLD medal for NC.17. English it’s not my language,but i’m not shy to give you a comments. be easy on me. thanks.You got me babe, so HOT….HOT….HOT….OMG…it’s sopping and aching down there….Wife gone to her family for Newyear. OMG….OMG….OMG…i need cold shower……
Great and a little weird LOL….Alice so deserved this, she can be so annoying. More please….
Amanda, Baby only you could come up with these amazing OMG, OMG stories. As for ratings…you are 5 stars all the way. Loved it…keep it up Babe.
holy hell that was freakin comedy!! and hot..very creative!! keep em coming
You are totally messed up Lady. Your mind must work all the time. I liked this one best of all because it got to Alice. Them in the car after dinner was great. Kit wanted to know when Tina became a Dentist. Love these thanks
Damn it, Amanda, you totally rock!!! Please post again soon, you wicked woman!!!
You have a wonderful imagination… You never cease to amaze or amuse us! BTW if you carry four cocktails and I carry four cocktails and then we go back for more maybe we’ll make it through this season. After watching tonights episode – I think it would take a lot more than four cocktails to make it any easier to watch… :o)
you’re crazy you know that? it was so funny
ROFLMAO amaaaaazin!! :D love it when u stick it to alice like that :D hheehe .. im sOOOO late for uni its great :D .. hope yer having a good few days off :) and try not to let the show get u down.. thou.. if this is the result.. maybe u should :p :D .. thx :) later :D
so much better then the show was tonight why don’t you write more for us love these shorties 10 stars for making me feel better
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so in love with you now!!!!!!!!!! for a minuite i thought the show had got to you i had to pick my mouth up off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!! they so got al this time!!!!!!!!! send me your word proceesor 9 pagesOMG!!!!!!!!!!! so lovin you
WOW! That’s all I can say and that’s all that needs to be said. WOW!
who gives a shit about ratings, your stories rock, your writing is beyond excellent, and these last stories are smokin…..it’s great to read something different, you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!