dChapter 125

Bette and Tina were awakened around 11:30pm by the sound of crying babies. They got out of bed, put on their robes, shared a quick kiss and then made their way to the nursery.

They walked past Jackie’s bedroom door. Bette stopped when she heard noise on the other side of the door. She whispered. “Tina…come here. Listen.”

Tina stood next to Bette by the door. Her eyes flew wide open. She looked at Bette. She whispered. “Oh my God Baby…mom’s getting lucky!”

“Holy ***** T…you’re right!” Bette grinned.

“Bette…she getting lucky in our house….”

Bette looked at Tina. “She’s not a teenager you know. This is great T! Good for her. Would you listen to that???? WOW!”

“I never knew my mom had such a wild side….listen to that….oh my God! Oh…I’m sure I’m going straight to ***** for listening to my mother having *****.”

“Yeah and you have hair growing in the palms of your hands too from touching yourself.” Bette winked at Tina.

“Funny Porter…you must be nearly blind by now…we know you’re already insane!”

“Nice Kennard! Good jab…I love it when you use your quick wit and your sharp tongue. Especially when we….”

“Shut up Bette! This is serious…my mom is having ***** behind that very door! When did she have time to meet a guy?”

“This really bothers you doesn’t it Tina?”

“Yes…well no …it doesn’t bother me per se…it’s just…it’s my mother Bette.”

“Oh…God lord Tina …please grow up. Our parents have *****…even Melvin!”

“Please stop…oh my God!” Tina slapped the side of her head.

“What the ***** are you doing?”

“I need to get the mental image of Melvin doing it out of my head. Make it leave…please….”

Bette contained her laughter and grabbed Tina by the arm and pulled her into the nursery. Bette picked up Taylor and Tina picked up Dylan.

Bette held Taylor in front of her face. “Hey Sweetie….GRANDMA’S GETTING LUCKY! Grandma’s doin’ the nasty. Grandma’s getting off!” Taylor smiled at Bette. “Yeah – there’s that smile…I bet you Grandma’s smiling big time Little T! She’s gettin’ laid…”

“Bette…please stop. Taylor doesn’t need ***** education quite yet.” Tina glared at Bette.

“Oh come on …you’re upset because…GRANDMA’S GETTING LAID! Admit it T! Taylor has no idea what I’m talking about!”

“I wonder who she’s with….”

“Go knock and ask!”

“Shut up Porter….come on..this is really no laughing matter. My mother has a….what the ***** do you call it?”

“A ***** BUDDY! Grandma has a ***** BUDDY!”

“Bette you really are not helping me here.”

“Tina…be happy for her…I think this is great….”

Bette and Tina changed the babies and they settled in on the floor of the nursery to feed them. As Dylan latched on to Tina’s breast, Bette couldn’t help but comment. “That’s my boy…you go Dylan…”

“Bette…please shut up!”

Bette nuzzled her face into Tina’s hair. She whispered into Tina’s ear. “Sorry T. This really bothers you doesn’t it?”

“It shouldn’t…it doesn’t…I mean…it’s just not something I’m used to.”

“I know…be happy for her…ok?” Bette brushed Tina’s hair to the side and kissed her neck. “Just be happy for her T….but be really glad for the guy she’s with because I’m sure there’s a genetic link to bedroom skills – like mother … like daughter!”

“Bette..come on…please…SHUT UP!”

“Awwwwww….I wuv you T……”

“Yeah … yeah! I know you do.”

When they were done feeding and changing the babies….Bette and Tina quietly tip toed past Jackie’s door.

“Oh my God Bette…they’re still going at it….listen to them….God!”

“What? Are you getting all hot and bothered or what?”

“GOD NO!”

“Damn!”

“Bette…don’t even tell me… you want to….NO…come on.”

“Why not?” Bette actually looked surprised by Tina’s comment.”

When they reached the bedroom, Bette got into bed…followed shortly thereafter by Tina.

“Bette?”

“Yeah Sweetie?”

“Can we just cuddle tonight?”

“Sure T….let’s just lay here and think about your mother having *****….while we cuddle…of course.”

“Shut up Bette!”

TBC