Shane was watching the whole situation from a safe distance. Her plan at first was to entroduce them and then find a fine blond, redhead or brunette excuse to leave. but when she saw the sparks. no sparks doesn’t apply. the fireworks between them she decided to leave everytihing to fate. besides she  wouldn’t turn into Alice after all. but something told her to stay to keep watching them so she could interfere if anything went wrong. And when she saw first the soft kiss and then the second one more passionate she was all exited and smiling ear to ear. As she was turning to leave congratulating herself thinking that this wasn’t the wrong decision after all she barely saw Bette breaking the kiss and Tina saying something and then leaving and fast she stopped frozen on her heels and thought to herself "Oh fuck. This is going to be anything but easy." Not knowing to which one of them go first.

Bette

What happened? What the fuck happened? How could she tell me that this isn’t right when every tiny bit of my body tells me so. How could she leave I’ve kissed lots of women and none of them told me I was a bad kissser. I mean they’ve told me lots of things. But I don’t recall bad kisser being one of them. So the kiss couldn’t be the reason. What the hell? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS..

As I was thinking this I saw Shane aproaching.

Shane. (trying to sound like her usual) Hey hi legend.

Bette: (upset) Hi Shane. What took you so long?

Shane: Well. When I got here I saw you chatting with

Bette: (interrupting Shane) You were watching me?

Shane: Well yes you were talking to

Bette: (interrupting Shane again) so you witnessed the whole situation?

Shane: (beginning to be scared) wh yes I was walking around as you were speaking to

Bette: (interrupting Shane for the third time) then tell me how did I manage to screw things up so badly that she ended up running away? I mean I saw her. I was stunned and speechless. And once I gattered all my strenght I went to her. We talked a lot and she seemed to like me and I was kissing her, and she was kissing me back by the way and the next thing I know she leaves me standing here like a complete idiot.

Shane: Jesus Bette calm down! I’m sure that.

Bette: And do you want to know the best part of this?

Shane: Look. I know. I..

Bette: I don’t even know her name. (with a sad expression)

Shane was transfixed now.

Bette: (stoping her monologue when she noticed this weird expression on Shane’s face) Shane. Are you ok? What’s wrong?

Shane: (I was thinking to myself "NO FUCKING WAY." When Bette’s words startled me) well. I just can’t believe that a gourgeus woman managed to scape from you. I think you’re getting older here legend.

Bette: (smiling) Don’t call me that (now putting her arm on Shane’s shoulder) Let’s go find Alice and Dana. Holy fuck!! Now I realize. I’m supposed to meet Tina this is too much for me.. I don’t think I can handle this.

Shane: Well I’m sure you’ll figure something up. (thinking "Oh God I hope you buy this one") Ohh fuck!! I can’t go with you right now I forgot I had to call my assistant can you believe how addicted to work I’m becoming? (trying to look and sound inocent)

Bette: (not entirely believing her but also not being able to understand what Shane was up to) well don’t worry I’ll find her myself. And we’ll be at the bar so you can catch up later.

Shane: Ok. I’ll see you. Bye!

Bette: (after Shane took off) why is everybody insisting on leaving me alone??