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    Planet Terror: Hell Breaks Loose

     

    “Hey everyone.” Bette was slightly sheepish as she addressed her friends.

     

    “How’s Helena?” Shane asked. Alice snaked her arm around Bette’s waist smiling up at her.

     

    “I think things have calmed down for now.” Bette replied. “Is there anything I can help with?”

     

    Catherine shook her head. “You just worry about Helena. We’re assigning tonite’s guard and the tents are already setting up as we speak.” She patted Bette on the shoulder.

     

    Everyone gave Bette a hug and a promise to visit Helena before the night’s end.

     

    Bette walked quickly back to the house. When she arrived, Kit was adding pillows and blankets to Helena’s bed. Wilson had cooked her some of the squash, rice and beans, and propped her up to eat. Bette stood in the door, leaning with her hand against the frame. Helena looked happy and relaxed, laughing with Kit and Wilson as she ate. She turned blue green eyes on Bette and waved her over. Wilson also handed Bette a plate of food, earning a hug for his efforts.

     

    “Hey guys?” Shane peaked around the edge of the doorway, needing to deliver something for Helena.

     

    “What is it Shane?” Helena waved Shane in. 

     

    Shane grinned broadly, raising her arms—in each hand, she held Helena’s guns. She nearly tipped with the weight of the M61 Vulcan.

     

    “My woman!” Helena squealed with delight.

     

    “Hey!” Bette was only half pretending when she pouted.

     

    “Hey, Shane,” Kit nodded to the thin woman. “Can you go and find my girls for me? Goddess and She?”

     

    Shane nodded, walking back out again.

     

    Around twenty yards behind the house, Shane finally found Jenny.

     

    “Hey, Jen, have you seen those two women, Godess and She?”

     

    Jenny just shrugged, waving her knives behind her. Two bodies lay in pools of blood.

     

    “What happened?” Shane shoved her hands in her pocket, fairly unconcerned about the matter.

     

    “They started rapping about oral sex—the rap was so bad that I had to stab them.”

     

    “Well…ok.” Shane held out her hand for Jenny, and they walked back out to the house.

     

    “I’ve found a new girlfriend.” Jenny spoke dreamily to Shane. Shane asked all about it, and they giggled over Claudette, or whatever her name was.

    Comments

    1. Nice try, Alice, but you’re just not the leader type. Psycho Jenny terminating her creator was a neat bit of poetic justice. Planet Terror is shaping up to be a classic page-turner, and at the heart of it are two deeply sympathetic characters. Helena’s nightmare had better be displaced anxiety and not a hint of things to come!

    2. Damn! That was at turns hilarious (Goddess & She, IC, Jenny), sad, and completely terrifying. This story is just bloody fantastic… you’ve always got me on the edge of my seat, you make me crow with laughter, and you’ve made me really like and care about Bette and Helena together. I don’t have enough thumbs to put up to relay how great I think this story and your writing is. Anyway, post the next soon, helebette. Thanks!

    3. That Jenny is one tough critic. I wonder if she can take it as well as she can dish it out? But there must still be beauty left in this nightmarish world if she find the one for her, another label-lover.

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