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Planet Terror. Highway to Hell
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Bette smiled and leaned over for a kiss. The others groaned and rolled their eyes.
“Honestly, could you two just get a room?” Alice complained. “Or maybe you can find other things to do with your time. Because I am not enjoying sharing close living quarters with you any longer.”
“Alice!” Bette chastised, totally embarassed. Just then, a strange groan rose from the crowd of zombies below.
Something had disturbed the infected. They were staring at a well dressed man, who looked curiously up at Bette and the others.
“Who’s that?” Bette asked, gesturing toward a creepy looking man with ice blue eyes and grey/brown hair.
Alice swore, and looked incredulous.
“That’s Harpo, the Canadian Prime Minister!” She said.
“His name’s Harpo?” Dylan asked.
Alice shrugged. “Something like that. He’s a prick.” She shot him quickly, twice in the chest. He walked slowly toward them, seemingly unfazed.
“Uh oh.” Bette said, gesturing toward his gleaming pointed teeth.
“a vampire?” Helena aimed her leg at the Canadian Prime Minister. “there’s no such thing as vampires.”
“There are vampires, Helena. I dated one once.” Alice said seriously, wanting to debate the topic. Bette tried to shoot Harpo again, but he just kept walking toward them.
“Dammit.” She swore. “What do we do with a vampire?”
“Let a zombie get him?” Helena offered.
The infected who wandered slowly around Harpo were not interested. His blood was too cold for their liking.
“Babe, you try.” Bette snaked her arm around Helena waist, holding her steady. Helena unleashed a fury of bullets, cutting Harpey off at the neck.
“Excellent!” Dylan, Catherine and Alice applauded and cheered.
“Well, enough of that.” Helena sighed. “Can we go inside now? I need a latte, and I want to check on Lara and the baby.”
Bette continued to look down curiously. “Guys…” She said, her tone ominous.
“What?” Alice leaned over and looked where she was looking. “Oh Shit!” She began shooting at a group of the infected down below.
“NOOOOO!” Helena screamed. She began moving as quickly as she could toward the rooftop exit. Bette was right behind her.
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Thrills, chills, and yummy elevator sex: what more could a reader want? As much as I love The Omega Man, I was preoccupied with the question of whether or not a zombie could infect a vampire; your answer here made total sense. Harpey is a more apt nickname for the now-decapitated vampire IMO. Whenever I hear the name Harpo, I think cuddly Marx Brother, and that loathsome iceberg Harper is anything but cuddly.
You posted … :) .. I like your part best .. zombie infected killing a go go Yay! .. I was a little concerned about Lara and the baby, ok, a lot. where are they going to now? how will they escape … what’s going to happen? … can sofa live with the suspense … *ooooh*
And I’ve been trying real hard to remember the password to the other username … and I couldn’t for aaaaaaages *eyeroll*
So it’s going to be a bit Dawn of the Life Undead with Steve Zissou the Omega Man, eh? Ace! Who will get crazy eye? My vote goes for Lara… it’s always the quiet ones… More collabos, this was awesome, even though I’m still badly singing “Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith as a result. cheers!
rofl @ jp22 …. I love that song *smirks*
sofa, now we all know *why* you love that song…i think it’s fast becoming a new favorite of mine as well;) i’m going to have to figure out how to convince you on another collaboration…oh, and jp, i actually didn’t watch all of omega man. so i should do that eh? ok
oh, and i forgot to add: rufus, that intro is a nod to your suggestion to watch that creepy movie with heston about all those people who can’t be in the light. was that you who told me to watch it? it’s my new PT inspiration now, along with Dawn the original. though, this next chapter is going toward the Life Aquatic realm…Steve Zisou fighting zombies kinda thing
Must be a drag to be a decapitated vampire. Still undead but completely ineffectual, possibly for eternity. I’ve sometimes been ineffectual, but not to that extent. I was kind of sorry that Bette’s grandfather WASN’T a voodoo priest. That would have been interesting and maybe even helpful under the circumstances-but Bette would have to be a moron to wait this long to take advantage of such mojo. Glad that Alice didn’t butt into the middle of elevator magic. So what’s going to happen on the roof and what’s going on with the locals?
Oh, and NEVER be embarrassed to provide either zombies or smut-it fills a need in society, sort of like Alice’s sex toy vendor. So keep it cumm…I mean coming.
The Prime Minister I thought Franklin or Mr TOE
I really liked the vampire part but for some WEIRD reason, I was hoping to see one of the girls to kill the vampire with a stake in his heart like Buffy used to do heheh but it was good to see that Helena is back at the game!!! Oh and since helebette and sofa wrote this chapter, I have to say that it was really good and that you two make a great team and I can’t wait to see the next chapter of Ab Fab and PT…