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    Posthumous Wisdom (5)

    Looking to each other for encouragement nobody moved for a minute until finally Tina leaned forward.   She pushed down on the card at one end of the box causing it to pop up at the other end and gently slid her fingers under it lifting it free.  Underneath was a collection of packages of different sizes and shapes each beautifully tied with red ribbon.  Lying on the top of it all were two white envelopes stacked on top of each other.  She lifted these out and read the front of the first one.

     

    For the Gang Part 1

    (Open this first everything else will make sense later)

    Tina glanced at the other envelope in her hand.

    For the Gang Part 2

    (Put this down unless you’ve read Part 1)

      “She sure could be bossy when she wanted to” Tina grinned trying to lighten the mood.  “Should I open it? Do you want to read it Alice?”

    Alice bit her bottom lip and shook her head rapidly from side to side.  Realising there had been two questions and she had only meant to answer one of them Alice tried to speak.  “Go ahead Tina, you read it.  I really couldn’t” she squeaked the emotion evident in her voice.

     

    “Ok here goes”  Taking a deep breath Tina found herself looking across the table into Bette’s soulful eyes searching for the strength to continue.  Bette held her gaze and with the subtlest of movements of her head gave her the reassurance she needed to continue.  Tina carefully opened the envelope and removed the pages within it.  Folding them out she studied the faces around the table ensuring everyone was ready and taking another deep breath in, she began to read.

     

     

    Hey guys,

    Wow, even just getting that opening right took a variety of drafts…this is going to be much harder than I thought.  I toyed with more formal openings but hey you’re all family so it’s ok right? My mom wouldn’t approve of my lack of letter writing etiquette.  God I’m rambling already I hope you are all comfortable – we could be here a while.

    Firstly may I say that even as I write this I cling to the hope that the people reading it are not those for whom it is intended.   Instead perhaps it is my grand-children who have pulled this long forgotten box down from some shelf in the back of my musty cupboard following my death as a dorky old woman peacefully in my own bed.  If fortune has favoured me so and you are my grand-kids reading this then don’t go any further.   Your young impressionable minds won’t want to read some of what granny has written in here!

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    Comments

    1. awww yay. I’m glad Dana had the forethought to write this all out for her friends. That’s real love for ya. Now if only they could have shown even a smidgen of that kind of resolution in the show.

    2. Damn but that really hit in the heart, made me’s even more ticked off how her parents treated Dana and the gang in the show. Beautiful story and really you deserve all the WOWS cause really sums it up!

    3. WOW. that’s all I can say. WOW this is absolutely great! Please continue the good work. I really hope We’d get to read the personal letters hehe. They are a great family, it’s just unfortunate that that letter was way overdue. At least Alice did make the right decision of having their own funeral the way she wanted, proves how close they truly were. Even if Dana’s dead i think this good that after all that’s happened they’re finally able to have some sort of closure and that they all can talk about Dana again. I don’t even think Tasha knows about D even on the show. Anyway, thanks for updating and PPS:D

    4. I second that WOW! Beautifully written and so emotional. Well Done this really is amazing, can’t wait to see what everyone has in their parcels and Damn Sharon and Irwin for putting her in the damn family vault!!

    5. I endorse that first WOW and want to add one of my own. WOW!!! Now that the tears are over and I can see to type, I can say it’s amazing how well Dana knew them and how well Alice knew her also. The seniments in that letter are so heartfelt. I love it. PPS.

    6. This will be the 5th “WOW”. What more can I say. This just brought tears to my eyes agaion. That means you have written a fantastic chapter! Like I said before, I will never get over D’s death. Thank you for writing this story.

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