Bette matched his attitude.  I would love to hear them.  She leaned over her plate conspiratorially, all ears as it were.  She glanced at Tina.  Baby, youre turning red.

            I know exactly what hes going to say right now, Tina said, refusing to look up.

            The Cellar? Carrie asked.

            The Cellar, Danny nodded.

            What? Bette asked.

            Oh God, Tina groaned.

            The Cellar, Danny said over her protest, as the whole table chuckled.  The Cellar is a bar, where my little sister should not have been when she was sixteen.

            Oh, Bette said, realization dawning.

            Yes, this is the first time Tina got drunk story.  I was seventeen and I had been going out with my buddies for awhile, Danny continued, thrilled with himself.  Anyway, they all knew my sister was hot and they begged me to bring her out with us.  So I gave in, swearing if one of them touched her I would kill them.  So, shes like thrilled that I invited her out.

            Yeah, well, I had a crush on Billy, Tina interjected.  It had nothing to do with me thinking you were cool, dipshit.

            Bette and Carrie laughed out loud.

            Regardless, Danny steamrolled ahead, she comes out with us that night.  I had a fake id, but if you were a girl at this bar they didnt care how old you were.  We were drinking, having a good time.  Believe it or not, Tina here can be pretty cool.  I kind of lost track of her because she seemed ok.  But it couldnt have been for more than ten minutes.  He looked at his sister for confirmation.

            Dont look at me, Tina said.  I sure as ***** dont remember.

            Whatever, I turn around to look for her at one point and there is this girl on the bar.  The bartender is squirting her with the water gun and shes jumping up and down.  I swear to God, it never occurred to me until she turned to face the rest of the bar, but there she was, my sister, Danny paused laughing and shaking his head, on the bar in a wet t-shirt.

            Oh my God!  I could not picture you doing that, Bette said, shocked.