“Oh, there goes my James Bond image.” Bette frowned.

“Bette…”

“Well, see now. Yesterday… and then I thought ‘hell no!’… And then she just…so I said, no way… and we met and she was like ‘faking it’… so I kept it cool… then table BOOM…no breakfast…not expectable… so I rock” Bette said.

Tina just sat there with her mouth agape. “Bette, honey I’m sure what you just said made a lot of sense here” Tina said tapping Bette’s head. “But out here” Tina mentioned their surrounding, “It was crazy mumbling. I’m still in the dark.”

Bette looked sheepishly, “I keep forgetting you’re not in my head…”

“Explain it to my baby” Tina said, caressing Bette’s hand.

“Well you were so upset yesterday, all day! And it hurt me, to see you like this, you know? I mean you’re so beautiful when you’re happy, you glow. And she took it away! I couldn’t let her take it away!” Bette was upset.

“Bette, slow down, it’s ok. Take a deep breath and tell me.”

“Ok, then after I blew your mind away.”

“You did” Tina smiled.

“Well, Sam sent you a message… and I decided to go and meet with her. You know. To straight her up. And I was going to tell you later. I didn’t want to worry you. Anyway I got here, she thought she was meeting you and wanted to go. So I went Dean Porter on her ass made her sit down. She started asking what you see at me, I tried to explain to her that I’m great in bed, but she thought I was kidding.” Bette said shaking her head. “I even offered her people’s names so she can ask.” Tina raised her eyebrow. “Of course you’re the first person I wanted her to ask.”

“I’ll vouch for you.” Tina smiled.

“Thank you,” Bette smiled. “Anyway she started saying the only reason she asked you out was because you told her you don’t love me, that I changed for the worst, that you’re with me just because of Angelica.” Bette said.

“SHE WHAT???” Tina yelled, “Bette, I never… that little bitch!”

“T, it’s ok she was just trying to get to me.” Bette said.