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    Story written on June 21, 2008 by geek in the pink.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=70001
    Author Notes:

    Bette’s in a good mood.

     

    "Bette I don’t think a note will help. Look there’re seven more lessons we’ll be alright all we have to do is listen." Tina said trying to calm Bette down.

     

    "All we have to do is listen" Bette copied Tina "God Tina have I been alone here for the last three lessons?? You can’t seriously think we’ll be able to listen to… to this monotonic robot over there. I mean come one the only time I can listen to her is when she tells us to take a break." Bette said, and started mumbling to herself, "God we will have to come here again. There IS a god and he IS punishing me. Ok no problem I can deal with it. I’ll just break up with Tina, marry a nice man, maybe James’s available have 2.5 children we’ll go to church every Sunday, get a dog. Be a good housewife, I’ll have to take a cooking course. COOKING COURSE god! Fine I’ll do this damn course again." Bette mumbled waiting for Tina’s response.

     

    "The cooking course? That was the deal breaker?"

     

    "Well yes, the whole point was for me to avoid a course so if I’m going to do one anyway what’s the point?" Bette asked.

     

    "And the fact you’ll have to break up with me??" Tina asked.

     

    "Well Tina it’s not like I’ll never see you, you’ll be my mistress." Bette said as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

     

    "Your mistress??" Tina exclaimed, shocked.

     

    "Well yes Tina straight people cheat too, haven’t you seen Desperate housewives?"

     

    "I know that but if you’re going to church…" Tina couldn’t believe she was having this conversation with Bette, she couldn’t believe she was encouraging her! But she had to admit it was funny.

     

    "I’m not going to be a saint Tina."

     

    "And your children wouldn’t mind?"

     

    "Well, the oldest two won’t have a problem. It’s the 0.5 I’m worried about but you’ll win him over eventually." Bette said patting Tina on the head.

     

    "Bette if I’ll ask you how we got to talk about this will you know?" Tina asked.

     

    "Not a clue." Bette answered without even thinking.

     

    Tina just laughed. "You’re too much"

     

    "Oh! I remember! The test. Don’t worry I’ve got a plan. I’ll seduce Mandy, purely platonic, and you’ll steal the test!"

     

    "Bette how can you seduce someone in a platonic way?"

     

    "Fine, scratch that. New plan!"

     

    "Bette I’m not sure my head will take another plan." Tina begged.

     

    "I’m giving you an headache?" Bette asked apologetically. "Here I thought I was amusing and charming."

     

    "Amusing I’ll give you."

     

    "Alright I get the hint I’ll stop."

     

    "Thank you."

     

    "We need a sign, something you do and then I’ll know I’m pushing it. I know! Every time I get a little carried away just have sex with me I’ll get the hint." 

     

    "Bette you’re pushing it"

     

    "Ha ah," Bette said shaking her head, "You didn’t use the secret single" Bette said smiling. Tina just banged her head on the table.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Comments

    1. This is just too funny, absolutely hilarious. Love their banter and interaction. Will someone please slap Mandy so Tina won’t have to kill her. Tina must not have heard the remark she made about “don’t we all” want to have sex with Bette. Mandy must get a little more brave and say it louder for Tina to hear, please. I want to witness her giant ass whipping by Tina then will someone bring on Jodi so Tina can finish the job. PPS

    3. you crack me up with Tina mafia voice lol.i would love to see Tina kick Jodi’s ass.also love how you have added the banter with Bette and Tina again,always make me laugh and Bette worrying about the test is also just too funny!! PPS

    4. This story is so amusing. I love this funny Bette and her banter with Tina. I hope Tina breaks Jodi’s bone in hundred pieces. Love this story. PPS

    10. Love to see two grown adult women being funny and silly in a class of young people. Mandy is going to posh Tina and super hero will come out and ‘WHAM’ she will get her just dues.

    12. OG! OG! OG! OG! OG! OG! I laughed so f*cking hard reading this update! It took me forever to get thru the post in its entirety. LMAO! That was just too funny! I was waiting for Mandy to take a poll of who in the class would not want to have sex with Bette! Hahahahaha!

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