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    Apples and Oranges

    ”What the hell is everyone’s problem,” Alice asked.

    ”We had to move the hell out of the way because we didn’t want to get struck down by lightening, ”Max says laughing his ass off.

    ”Fuck all of you, ”Alice says.

    ”And to answer your question yes you are,” Tina says.

    ”I am not,” Alice says back.

    ”Yes you are, ”Helena says while taking a sip of her wine and sitting back down.

    ”Alice maybe you should put down your drink because 5 minutes can’t go by without you asking one us about who were sleeping with and how were doing it. Face it Al your just nosy ass hell. Now, that the tables have turned you want to act all shy and don’t want to spill the beans, ”Helena says.

    After hearing Helena words Alice couldn’t do anything but smirk because she knew everything Helena had said was true. She was nosy ass hell and when it came to keeping a secret her ass couldn’t hold water!

    ”Okay, I have been with my fair share of women and you guys have never asked me to spill the beans before why now? Hell you never asked about me about Dana, Uta, Phylis, hell not even when I was with Gabby Devoe, “Alice said.

    ”Uhmmm, Al that’s because either #1 you volunteered your sex information, #2 you paraded around town with hickeys on your neck, and #3 you talked about it all the time on that radio show you used to have,” Bette said.

    ”Okay, so what’s your point its called growing up and being mature Bette.”

    ”Al, for as long as I have known you nothing about your life has been scared you hook up with Tasha and now you’re on some G-14 government classified shit, ” Tina says.

    ”Hell even Helena spilled on why she kept going back to Dylan, ”Max says.

    ”Sex…..it was definitely the great sex, ” Helena says smiling to herself.

    ”Okay hold up everyone I have a better question to ask Al,” Shane says. ”So since we have all known you there have been two great loves of your life……Dana and Tasha. Out of those two who is better in bed, ”Shane asked.

    ”Shane that’s not fair and you know it,” Alice says.

    Comments

    1. Wow, that was hot!

      Poor Alice, i hope she will not be so nosey again in the future about her friends sex lifes.

      I can certainly understand the relationship between Alice and Tasha, but i also understand the confusion from the others.

      Great update!

    2. **gulp** oh M gEE that was soo hot. Can i just say i am one of your biggest fan. I love that you write about tasha and alice they are my second favorite couple and it’s good to see stories about them. I also love your humor but i think i told you that before. Nice post honey!

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