Alice: Look what I got for us?

Shane: Shit Al, do you think it is a good idea to give Tina this right now?

Alice: Grow up Shane; this is the less harmful thing that Tina can take!

Tina: Yeah and I don’t think it will fuck me up, it will probably relax me!

Shane: Bette will not like it though!

Alice: If so then it will make her a hypocrite because she has this shit many times!

Shane: Well, pass me a joint over here!

(Alice passed Shane a joint, then she gave Tina one and she lit one up for herself. All were smoking their joints and chatting up a storm.)

Alice: So Tina, have you and Bette done it yet?

Tina (puffing on her joint): I tried last night, but Bette wasn’t ready for it yet. She wanted us to do it for the right reasons not because I was looking for some nookie!

Shane: Well, that was smart of Bette to do that.

Tina: Yeah but honestly I am craving her so fucking badly and it isn’t funny either!

Alice: I’m sure she feels the same way, but she loves you so much and cares so much about you that she wants to do the right thing.

Tina: I guess you’re right.  (The girls continued to puff on their joints and it was starting to take effect because Tina started nodding off and Alice and Shane were giggling uncontrollably.)

        (In the early evening after paying a visit to Kit and Angelica and asking Kit to watch Angelica for a few more days, Bette went to Tina’s apartment and let herself into Tina’s place. She was horrified by what she was seeing, Tina was fast asleep and her face was in the dip, while Alice and Shane were sprawled out on the floor, also fast asleep.)

Bette: GOOD FUCKING GOD! (Immediately Tina, Alice and Shane woken up from Bette’s horrific cry.)

Tina: Honey, we are just having a girl’s party here!

Bette: I see that and it smells like fucking pot in here!

Alice: Come off it Porter, you fucking hypocrite! You’ve smoked it so many times!

Bette (raising her voice to Alice): Have you ever fucking thought about that this might have harmed Tina, you idiot?!