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    Rescue Me, Chapter 31

     

    Bette thought to herself, “This just keeps getting better.”  She looked at the blonde and asked, “Well, what happened?”

     

    “Oh yeah, well he was sitting here having his fifth or sixth vodka martini, and he put his head down on the bar and then fell off the stool,” said the blonde.

     

    “Do you know how long he was here?”

     

    “Hmmm, maybe an hour, hour and a half at most;  I remember he came in right after I got back from my dinner break,”  said the blonde.

     

    “You mean to tell me he had six vodka martinis in no more than an hour an a half,” asked Bette.

     

    “Yeah, pretty much,” answered the blonde.  “Look, I have customers to serve, is it OK if I go?”

     

    Bette just rolled her eyes and said, “Yes.”

     

    “What do you want first Bette,” asked Chris.

     

    “First, I’d like to go home, but that’s not a happening thing.  Hold C-spine, I’ll get the collar.  Tina, can you go out to the truck and get the long backboard?” 

     

    Chris interrupted, “Tina, you hold C-spine, I’ll be the gofor.”

     

    “Gofor?”

     

    “Yeah, I’ll go for this, and go for that.  I’ll be right back,” said Chris.

     

    Tina held the man’s head and neck in a neutral position while Bette applied a cervical collar.  After she put the collar on, she quickly checked the man’s airway, breathing and circulation.

     

    “His airway is patent, but I’d like to see if he will tolerate an oral airway.  Based on how he smells, I sure he is pretty relaxed and that’s why he fell off the stool,” said Bette.

     

    “You mean he’s just drunk, don’t you?”

     

    “T, I think he is literally drunk off his *****, but until the high priced doctors and their fancy machine prove otherwise, he gets treated like a head trauma patient,” answered Bette.

     

    Tina just watched Bette and smiled.  Bette proceeded to apply oxygen and initiate two IVs.  She attached the cardiac monitor and as she finished Chris returned with a long backboard.

     

    “OK T, we’re going to log roll him onto the long board on your count.  Are you ready,” asked Bette.

    Comments

    1. sp glad to see you here again. have missed you c. so fun to laugh with you again. didyou explain it to your kids then??? cant wait for more. thanks. happy thanksgiving to you and yours.

    2. YES your back – you have been missed. Another great chapter and I just love the banter between B and Chris…so funny. Please post soon, now that you have a new computer, you have to use it :o))

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