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    Rescue Me, Chapter 31

     

    “I don’t see why I have to play nicely with him if he doesn’t have to do the same with me.  And as for the other women, they are definitely in the past.  I only have eyes for you T.”

     

    “You are such a child Bette,” challenges Chris.

     

    “Excuse me Tina; I have to kick his ***** now.  I think your massage duties are complete,” sneers Bette.  She gets up from the table and starts moving toward Chris who takes off running toward the ambulance garage.

     

    “Good,” says Bette, “Now I have you all to myself.”

     

    Tina raises an eyebrow and looks at Bette while crossing her arms and tapping her foot.  “I think you should go apologize.”

     

    “What?  For what, I didn’t do anything wrong T.”

     

    “Bette, he’s your friend, you can’t keep threatening to ‘kick his *****.’”

     

    “Baby, that’s not a threat, that’s a promise.”

     

    “Bette!”

     

    “Oh, alright, pouts Bette as she walks off toward the garage to find Chris.  As she walks she starts mumbling to herself, “I don’t see why I have to apologize.  He was the one moaning like he was in the throes of passion, jeez.”

     

    “Bette,” admonishes Tina.

     

    “Jeez!”  Bette enters the garage and finds Chris watching something out the back window.

     

    “What are you doing,” whispers Bette.

     

    “***** on a stick,” shouts Chris as he jumps back from the window, “You scared the ***** out of me.

     

    “Sorry, what are you looking at?”

     

    “There’s a couple in the alley back here making out.”

     

    “Get the ***** out, let me see.”  Bette pushes Chris aside and grabs a ringside seat at the window.  The garage is dark, so the people outside cannot see in very well.  The people inside however

     

    “Holy *****; Chris did you see that?”

     

    “No, you freaking head is in the way, stoop down some, will you?”

     

    “Damn, how can they do that and not fall down?”

     

    “I don’t know Chris, but I’d like to try that with Tina.”

     

    As the two are leering out the window, Tina enters the garage.

     

    “Try what with me Babe?”  Both Bette and Chris practically jump out of their skin.

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    1. sp glad to see you here again. have missed you c. so fun to laugh with you again. didyou explain it to your kids then??? cant wait for more. thanks. happy thanksgiving to you and yours.

    2. YES your back – you have been missed. Another great chapter and I just love the banter between B and Chris…so funny. Please post soon, now that you have a new computer, you have to use it :o))

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