OH honey, you are FUNNY!!! LMAO. Glad you found your funny shoes. Nobody writes like you BT…please give us more. and thank you for making me laugh always.
HAHAHAHA!!!! This is great! Love the lovin between B&T. And OMG the funny is on the money!! You are the best at writing these fun stories. Please continue. I needed some funny today thank you.
Yep, those shoe just fit you like comfy slippers. Another hilarious chapter to this story. Agree that you are the funniest writer on this site. Every turn has me in stitches and sore side. You do brighten my day.
OH….(*on my knees, bowing*)….MY FUNNY QUEEN! You have return with a vengeance! Your story is so funny, I laughed till my stomach hurts ( yeah, my stomach, I don’t have abs yet, I’m trying to work on that though, last week I did two sit ups and this week, I did…*patting myself on the shoulder*… four, yes, count them please…not one, not two, not three but FOUR, FOUR-FREAKING-PAINFUL-SIT-UPS! I DARE anyone who think they could do that much. And I must say, I’m starting to see the results of my efforts, and it is looking preeettty…..dammmmn….goo…………………SHITY! )
Okay, Sorry, back to my comments on your story….
(*getting off the floor, and now shaking your hand*)….THANK YOU for this chapter, funny as always!….
(* now looking down at your shoes * )….. I see you found your SHOES! YIPPEEEE! (*thinking to myself*….What the freak, did I just say yippee??!! Damn, I am a sucker for anything funny.)
Okay, Sorry again…(*talking to myself*….Focus DUMMY, write your damn comments already, other fans are complaining about not having rooms for their comments, so make this quick!)
ALRIGHT, this is it, back to my comments on this chapter….
‘CAPTIVATING’ (chapter 17): SO FREAKING FUNNY, and I’m not kidding. I set the LAUGH-O-METER for you story pretty high, I had really high expectations, before reading this chapter, and if it just made me chuckle…then it’s a big old disappointment for me. However, that was not the case…so BTADDICT…feel free to pat yourself on your shoulder, you deserve it. And just like Roper and Ebert…*TWO THUMBS UP*…from me to you.
My LAUGH-O-METER scale ( on this chapter): I gave you an eight. Yes, just an eight, but that’s really, really good, by my standard. (Now, I could list the criteria of what and why that would get you a zero, one, two, three, etc., but I think I may be going off track again, so I won’t. Just know that an eight is…….)
Oh yeah, one more thing, I almost forgot. I want to tell you this. For a moment, just a moment, I though maybe you would taken me up on my offer about the joke thing. So, I actually asked around for some jokes from my friends, but like me, my friends are also not funny and joke-free. So, you would of not believe what I was destitute to use, as my joke, if you call for it. So, THANK GOD that you found your funny shoes.
One quick questions to you BTADDICT….where and when did you find your ‘funny shoes’? I bet you it was in your room, huh?? It’s always in the bedroom……
…….(*thinking to myself*….Damn! I just never quit. I just keep going on and on and on and on and on and on like that damn energizer-bunny. MY LORD, I do have a problem. Please, someone help me… )
Ahhhhhhh. Soothing exhale. I finally finished my work and actually got to read it and catch up to moonnshadow. Loved it BT! You’ve got your funny shoes back. Loved this last line:
Dana gives Bette a big hug and smiles. “I didn’t Bette…I didn’t inhale!†Can’t wait for the next one.
Standards met!!! Excellent job, BT :) Loved every bit of this chapter. I am always surprised by the things you come up with, never a dull moment. I think it’s impossible for you to lose your funny shoes…hahahaha. Can’t wait for the next chapter.
(50 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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Haven’t even read it…just wanted to see if i could be the first to comment..did i make it?
the first but I read and commented first, hah!
I loved it! LMAO! THanks.
OH BT…you most definitely have your funny shoes back! They fit perfectly, and go fabulously with your outfit!!!!
OH honey, you are FUNNY!!! LMAO. Glad you found your funny shoes. Nobody writes like you BT…please give us more. and thank you for making me laugh always.
OMG! ROTFLMAO. Literally i’m laughing out loud. Co-workers are giving me looks. Great story of love an laughs. thank you
LOL!! BT you never cease to bring the funny. I love your sense of humor. thank you for your story, it makes me so happy to see you have posted. mulu
ROFLMFAO. THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.
HAHAHAHA!!!! This is great! Love the lovin between B&T. And OMG the funny is on the money!! You are the best at writing these fun stories. Please continue. I needed some funny today thank you.
This story is so freakin funny! Please keep posting!
Yep, those shoe just fit you like comfy slippers.
Another hilarious chapter to this story.
Agree that you are the funniest writer on this site.
Every turn has me in stitches and sore side. You do brighten my day.
OH….(*on my knees, bowing*)….MY FUNNY QUEEN! You have return with a vengeance! Your story is so funny, I laughed till my stomach hurts ( yeah, my stomach, I don’t have abs yet, I’m trying to work on that though, last week I did two sit ups and this week, I did…*patting myself on the shoulder*… four, yes, count them please…not one, not two, not three but FOUR, FOUR-FREAKING-PAINFUL-SIT-UPS! I DARE anyone who think they could do that much. And I must say, I’m starting to see the results of my efforts, and it is looking preeettty…..dammmmn….goo…………………SHITY! )
Okay, Sorry, back to my comments on your story….
(*getting off the floor, and now shaking your hand*)….THANK YOU for this chapter, funny as always!….
(* now looking down at your shoes * )….. I see you found your SHOES! YIPPEEEE! (*thinking to myself*….What the freak, did I just say yippee??!! Damn, I am a sucker for anything funny.)
Okay, Sorry again…(*talking to myself*….Focus DUMMY, write your damn comments already, other fans are complaining about not having rooms for their comments, so make this quick!)
ALRIGHT, this is it, back to my comments on this chapter….
‘CAPTIVATING’
(chapter 17): SO FREAKING FUNNY, and I’m not kidding. I set the LAUGH-O-METER for you story pretty high, I had really high expectations, before reading this chapter, and if it just made me chuckle…then it’s a big old disappointment for me. However, that was not the case…so BTADDICT…feel free to pat yourself on your shoulder, you deserve it. And just like Roper and Ebert…*TWO THUMBS UP*…from me to you.
My LAUGH-O-METER scale ( on this chapter): I gave you an eight. Yes, just an eight, but that’s really, really good, by my standard. (Now, I could list the criteria of what and why that would get you a zero, one, two, three, etc., but I think I may be going off track again, so I won’t. Just know that an eight is…….)
Oh yeah, one more thing, I almost forgot. I want to tell you this. For a moment, just a moment, I though maybe you would taken me up on my offer about the joke thing. So, I actually asked around for some jokes from my friends, but like me, my friends are also not funny and joke-free. So, you would of not believe what I was destitute to use, as my joke, if you call for it. So, THANK GOD that you found your funny shoes.
One quick questions to you BTADDICT….where and when did you find your ‘funny shoes’? I bet you it was in your room, huh?? It’s always in the bedroom……
…….(*thinking to myself*….Damn! I just never quit. I just keep going on and on and on and on and on and on like that damn energizer-bunny. MY LORD, I do have a problem. Please, someone help me… )
Ahhhhhhh. Soothing exhale. I finally finished my work and actually got to read it and catch up to moonnshadow. Loved it BT! You’ve got your funny shoes back. Loved this last line:
Dana gives Bette a big hug and smiles. “I didn’t Bette…I didn’t inhale!†Can’t wait for the next one.
Love it! You always make me smile!
that was freakin hysterical. thank you.
This is so funny and I laughing so hard and have a little tear in my eyes! Post soon, thank you!
Standards met!!! Excellent job, BT :) Loved every bit of this chapter. I am always surprised by the things you come up with, never a dull moment. I think it’s impossible for you to lose your funny shoes…hahahaha. Can’t wait for the next chapter.
great chapter,this was a really funny and enjoyable one,please continue to write.