Scavenger Hunt – The L World Gone Mad 12 ~JadedRogue

Alice was in the bedroom, changing clothes and swearing under her breath, she was livid! She was going to get Tonya the scheming, conniving cat killer. Oh yes she was, you know why? She was Alice, cub reporter extraordinary.

“Alice dear, what ever are you doing to do? I mean, at this very moment. A thing like this needs planning, and ingenuity.” Lenore said, sipping on her drink and Alice met her mother’s eyes. She nodded,

“Yeah but like what mom? I mean, hello! She fucked my girlfriend, before she was my girlfriend, and then SOLD it to video, hello!” Alice said, sitting down on the Tina and Bette‘s bed.

“We need a plan.” Lenore said seriously, sitting on the bed and crossing her mile long legs, smiling at Alice.

“We need muscle.” Alice said, her eyes lighting up.

“Muscle dear?” Lenore said, her eye brows cocking, and a small sly smile graced her lips.

“Yeah, Peggy fucking Peabody.”

*****

“DANA!” Shane yelled, as Dana skidded the truck through a red light, Dana had grabbed the wheel and was driving like a woman possessed to get back to Home Base. Kit had her eyes closed and her face in a mask of terror as Dana grunted.

“Dude this is like, my truck, don’t freaking wreck it!” Shane yelled and Dana down shifted, grinding the gears and making Shane shiver at the thought of what was going on in her transmission at the moment.

“We gonna die, we gonna die, we gonna DIE!” Yelled Kit as Dana cast them a look of anger.

“I can drive you know!” She spat and Shane leaned over, looking directly at Dana and said in a small voice.

“Could have fooled us!”

*****

“OH MY GOD!” Bette yelled, moving to grab the dildo, with balls, from Jenny, who rolled away, tearing her stockings with a whimper as she muttered,

“Gonna cum, gonna cum, gonna cum….” Tina was leaning against the car, and her hand cupped at her waist. Bette looked closer and saw that Tina was taking picture after picture with a digital camera.

“TEE!” Bette yelled and tried to grab the camera, and Tina slapped her hand away, she wanted this for posterity. Jenny‘s hips were pounding the pavement as cars began to slow, and Bette was afraid that someone would call the cops. Then they would lose and she was not losing! No way was the Raven fucking this up for her.

“RAVEN! In the car, get in right the fuck now before I turn you over and slam that thing up your ass and use it as a lead! Come on, in, in, IN!” Jenny whimpered and crawled to the car, sliding over the back and into the seat, her hands finding the dildo again and Tina made a face, then took another picture.

“Where did you get that thing?” Bette demanded, pointing to the camera, waving to a stopped car with a fake grin, and said.

“Please move on, she’s a disturbed young woman.” Bette said, just as Jenny reached her pinnacle and yelled.

“I’M CUMMING!”

“Oh lord help me.” Bette said, slapping her forehead as she got into her car, thinking she was going to have the back seat steam cleaned in the morning.

*****

“Yeah, uh huh. Sure, uh huh. We can do that, uh huh.” Alice said into the phone, and her face was serious as she scribbled notes on a pad, but nothing was on the page, she loved her invisible ink pen. She nodded at the phone and then hung up.

“Operation Tonya-ectomy will be underway tomorrow evening at 7pm. Operative Peabody will be doing the initial track down. Mom? Mom?” Alice said, looking around the room and not finding her mother. She got up and headed to the living room to find her mother’s leg draped over the back of the couch, her hands between her legs, and she was watching the DVD and Alice threw up her hands and said.

“MOTHER!”

*****
“There they are!” Dana yelled, seeing Bette‘s car turning the corner, doing about 50 in a residential zone. Dana gunned the engine of the old truck, the engine protesting.

“We should have used my SUV, we’d catch up to them way faster! Fucking old rust bucket….” Dana growled and they both looked at Dana, Kit then looked at Shane.

“Is she ok?”

“Dude I think Dana has like, lost it.” Shane said, as Dana hunched over the wheel of the truck, down shifting to get more torque and perhaps a little more speed. She eased up on Bette‘s back bumper and just then, Bette tapped the brakes.

*****

“Is that Shane? Tina look behind us!” Bette yelled, and Jenny moaned again, working her way to her third orgasm. Hips gyrating and tongue wagging, Tina turned and then laughed.

“It’s Dana driving.” Bette let out a maniacal laugh and tapped the brakes to scare Dana off her ass.

*****

“OH FUCK!” Dana yelled, slapping the back of the bumper and sending the Saab skittering in the street. Shane and Kit eyes both went wide as Dana then hit the accelerator.

“Dane, dude what are you doing man? Dana?” Shane asked, begged as she got closer to the Saab again, and Kit said.

“Where the hell is Jenny at, I don’t see the girl?”

******

“She hit me! SHE FUCKING HIT ME!” Yelled Bette Porter, now woman with road rage, pissed off Hitcher woman now. Tina look at her, snapping a picture of her irate girlfriend, sexy as hell, that vein pulsing in her forehead. She reached back and bucked her seat belt, doing the sign of the cross as she saw Dana getting closer again in the side mirror.

*****

“We are gonna win, I wanna see Bette Porter take it in the ass like a good little girl.” Growled Dana, her eyes dark and Kit moved away from her, making a cross with her two fingers, wondering what had possessed Dana suddenly.

“Man, Dana you are one determined chick.” Shane said, as Dana smiled, lips pulled away from her teeth, and Shane swallowed, and said in a thick voice.

“Wreck my truck and I get your SUV!”

“Deal.” Dana said calmly as she moved to pass Bette.

******

“Oh we gonna play like that now? Oh we are, are we?” Bette said, her teeth bared as Jenny let out her fourth howl of ecstasy and Tina said in total awe.

“Jenny you are an animal.”

“Thank you…” She muttered sweetly from the back seat, the slippery sounds coming from there and Tina vowed not to look back.

“Bette, slow down.” Tina begged and Bette‘s hair whipped back from her face, making her look totally feral and Tina found herself getting more aroused.

“She’s not winning, I am not letting Alice get the fucking best of me!” Dana had pulled up along side and Bette looked over, meeting Dana‘s wild eyes. Just then Bette saw their street, and she yanked the wheel towards Shane‘s truck, slamming full force into it.

*****

“Jesus H. Christ in a fucking handcart!” Kit yelled and Shane moaned as her mirror was smashed, and she saw a hub cap being left behind, twisting, rolling then falling to the wayside.

“MY TRUCK!” Yelled the playboy, and Dana muscled the truck back under control, they were in the home stretch now. She saw the house, she jumped the curb and wrenched the truck into third, wheels spinning and engine whining for mercy that Dana just didn’t have.

******

“HA! I am a god!” Bette said, turning the last curve and she saw her house, and she yanked the car into the driveway, she was about to get out when….

*****

“Can’t win if you can’t get out of the car!” Dana said, gunning the engine and slamming the truck up against Bette‘s blue Saab, pinning the car against the fence, and the truck against the drivers side of the car. Bette yelled at the top of her lungs and Jenny let out another.

“I’M CUMMING RAVEN, RAVEN OH RAVEN OF MINE!” Tina tried to push her door open, but to no avail. Bette pushed the air bag away from her and slid up and climbed over the windshield, twisted metal under her feet as she yelled, standing on top of her wrecked car, her hands up on the air.

“Get out, get the stuff we are still in this people!” Shane, Dana and Kit were scrambling around, getting all the items from the truck and running to the front door of ‘Home Base’. Tina had her arms full, and Bette tackled Dana, who was holding the most stuff. Jell-O boxes went flying as Dana hit the ground.

“Get in there Tina!” Bette yelled and Tina‘s eyes were wide as she tripped and righted herself.

“We are not losing!” Kit yelled, shoving Shane towards the door, and Kit felt her feet being pulled out from under her, Tina having kicked her feet and making her fall on Shane, the three women falling to a jumble on the stoop.

Kit got up, and threw Tina onto the growing pile. Dana untangled herself from Bette‘s long limbs, Shane butt plug flying from the bag and Bette grabbed it with a triumphant yell, and threw it into the back seat of her car. Jenny yelled as the toy hit her right between the eyes.

“Thank you so very much!”

“Oh Christ.” Bette whined and Dana back peddled away from Bette, and Bette grabbed at her, the other women were tussling on the stoop, Dana and Bette launched themself at the pile and they were a tangle of legs, arms and tongues when Alice ripped the door opened. She said nothing, everyone looking up at her with angry, pleading and cloudy eyes.

“OH SWEET LEAPING JESUS!” Came a shrill voice from the back of Bette’s car, everyone slowly turned, looking towards the car, seeing it moving back and forth as Jenny’s earth shook for the sixth time that say.