"Whoa!" Bette exclaimed, "so like, if you’re having sex…"

"We don’t care if there’s someone sleeping in the other bed," I said, "but we always try not to watch."

"I always try to go out for a walk whenever she brought someone," Dana commented wrapping her cut with a white gauze.

Bette’s eyes darkened with anger as they connected with mine, "you brought a lot?"

What was that jealousy?

"Um, no not really," I said, "I’ve been alive for centuries and I’ve only really had like 5 lovers."

"I don’t know how she survives so long without sex," Dana commented plopping herself down on her bed.

I saw Bette visibly relax as she said, "oh." Then I saw her beautiful lips curve into a smirk as she said, "how long?"

Dana laughed and I blushed furiously.

"Um, when was I with Sam?" I turned to Dana trying to avoid Bette’s intense gaze.

"Sam? A man?" Bette said in surprise.

"No, Sam as in Samantha," I said, "but I’ve been with two men."

"Yuck," Dana said furrowing her brow.

"Does it gross you out too?" I looked at Bette with insecurity in my eyes.

"Uh no," Bette said looking embarrassed, "I’ve been with men."

"More than two huh?" I said realizing that’s why she looked so embarrassed.

"It was my coming out phase, so disgusting," Bette said, "I haven’t lived as long as you and I’ve already had more lovers. A LOT more."

"Well Tina is weird like that," Dana said, "she was with Sam in 1985."

"What!? That was 26 years ago!" Bette laughed.

I blushed and said, "well yeah."

"Doesn’t stop her from being a master at the art though, even if I went out for a walk I could hear Sam screaming," Dana teased.

I threw a pillow at her as she laughed.

"Really?" Bette said.

"She’s exaggerating," I said.

"No I’m not, that woman died happy 17 years later," Dana said.

"Wait she was human?" Bette asked.

"Yes, but that’s a dangerous thing to do," I said.

"That’s why Tina is such a master she has absolute control," Dana said with a grin.

"Fuck you!" I laughed.

"Wow I have to get used to this non-privacy thing," Bette said.

"I won’t tease you until your used to it," Dana said with a horrible wink.