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    SCREAM 2 Ch. 3

    “Why is it that when we do all get together something bad happens… or we end up in jail?” Shane sighed.

    “Fucking Asshole I knew we shouldn’t have trusted him” Alice spat.

    “Well you didn’t mind when you two were flirting” Shane said.

    “what? ugh so you’re the one who put that ridiculous idea in Dana’s head”

    “nope, she noticed it all on her own”

    “Guys” Bette said.

    “If you weren’t too busy flirting maybe you could have stopped him from framing Dana!”

    “Fuck you Shane”

    “no fuck you”

    “WILL YOU TWO QUIT IT?” Bette yelled.

    “ok, everyone just relax… this is not helping you guys remember? We need to stick together, right? Guys?” Tina looked at everyone but no one said a thing. When they arrived to the precinct, first Dana was taken in. There were cameras and news reporters everywhere. Dana held her head down.

    “Ms Fairbanks? Did you do it? Did you really attack Kit Porter with your Tennis racquet?” Asked one reporter.

    Dana kept her head down and didn’t answer a thing.

    “Dana, DANA- why did you do it? Huh? Were you involved with Kit? Did she not return the same feelings? Was it a crime of passion?!?” Asked another reporter.

    Next, the officers brought the others in. Alice had heard every question and was pissed.

    “You, nosey fuckers! Dana did not kill anyone and as for the passion question… where are you?” Alice looked among the reporters trying to pick out the one who would ask such a question. She was prepared to lunge at them.

    “Did you help in this murder Ms Pieszecki?” asked a reporter.

    “Did I? What… no but I can’t say about the next murder” Alice lunged at the reporter hands cuffed and all she kicked at him. Until an officer pulled her up and forced her into the precinct. The reporter quickly got up and yelled after her. “Another murder? Can I quote you on that?!?!” Alice growled. The others were quickly brought in. Haven pushed off the rest of the reporters. “Please give us some time we are still investigating”

    “Detective Garret, what can you tell us about the accused?”

    Haven sighed. “There is evidence that suggest that Dana Fairbanks was at the planet when Kit was attacked”

    “Why did she do it?”

    “We do not  know the reasons why but when we do you all surely will find out”

    “Alice Pieszecki mentioned another murder? Is she Dana’s accomplice?”

    Haven shook his head. “Please, no more questions I have a job to do”

    “but wait”

    “what about Kit’s condition?”

    “Did Dana also kill Peggy Peabody?”

    “Will Dana get the death penalty-?”

    Haven pushed them all away and slammed the doors shut behind him as he walked into the precinct.

    Comments

    1. um…whoa!!!! dana??? wtf????? jeeze…i dont like this ‘detective’ guy…im watching him…and this chapter was funny too! you cant say u put all your funnies in one chapter! they’re all funny! lol post more soon

    2. Alice was right, Detective Haven is EVIL, lol! I agree with smile_sadly, this chap was too funny. Favorite line was when Carmen tried to slap the officers away from Shane and she yelled, “Don’t touch my Shane!” You’re awsome X! Can’t wait to read what happens next:)

    3. Poor Kit,i hope shes ok so she can tell everyone who did this to her!!! Dana couldnt hurt a freaking fly,you did it again very awsome chapter!!!!PPS and keep up the great work!!!

    4. Shit, I guess Haven figured if Dana got hauled away then Alice would be pissed at her and run to him for comfort. What a fucktard. LMAO@Haven YOU FAIL

    5. Damn this is crazy and scary. Glad Kit is still alive. Who is really Haven are, this is driving us crazy here to figure out. Now say Dana is a killer (don’t think so) and they all end up in jail and hope they all be ok. Funny about Carmen slap the officers away from Shane and yelly “don’t touch my Shane” that just funny. OK post soon please, thanks!

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