“What if it’s them, and they’re just waiting to ambush us? We need to run in there prepared” Alice said.

“Guys what if it’s just Carmen and Shane eating something…” Bette offered.

“Yeah that or they are so fucking in your kitchen Dana” Tina laughed.

“ok ew, lets hope its that they are eating” Dana said. Alice grabbed one of Dana’s Tennis racquets just to be safe. She held it up and followed the others into the kitchen. Though, as soon as the walked in they regretted it.

“HOLY SHIT”

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“oh my god, oh my god” Alice yelled dropping the Tennis racquet. Dana quickly covered Alice’s eyes.

“Shane!” Dana said turning away as well.

“oh shit”

“I’m blinddddd” Alice cried.

“Oops” Carmen said as she got up off the counter hiding behind Shane.

“Shane” Dana said again.

“What, look this isn’t my fault ok… I was hungry and-and Carmen was… Horn-

“ahhh ok, ok, ok” Dana nodded.

“We’re going to have to redo the whole kitchen now” Alice sighed.

“Hey… it was only the counter geez” Shane walked passed everyone with Carmen quickly following behind her.

Everyone looked at them then back at the kitchen.

“So… um can we go out for breakfast in the morning?” Tina asked.

“yes”

“oh yea”

“for at least a month”

“Well now I definitely can’t sleep” Dana said.

“Hey want me to make you something in the kitch- Shane offered.

“NO” everyone chimed in.

Shane rolled her eyes. “Guys would you get over it”

“Kind of hard Shane I mean you know we love you but seeing you eating… I mean- you doing- you know with Carmen was- Tina sighed. “Never mind”

“Hey we all do it”

“Not on kitchen counters Shane” Alice said.

“Oh ok so that time you and Dana were baby sitting Angelica and you totally did it on Bette and Tina’s counter” Carmen raised her eyebrow smiling at Alice and Dana.

“Twice” Carmen added. 

Alice and Dana freaked. While Bette and Tina’s eyes went wide.

“You what?”

Alice laughed. “oh… ha didn’t we tell you?”